James Thurber, Alexis Grace, And Getting Kicked Off Instagram
I’m enjoying myself, but maybe they’re not paying me enough. Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time. Maybe I’ll regret this later.
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Carlos Batts Remembered by Hundreds in a Weekend of L.A. Memorials
“Live life to the fullest, without fear or regret.”
Carlos Batts: A Memorial And Gallery
Carlos Batts and April Flores were like an interracial porno-fabulous Andrew Wyeth and Helga.
At home with April Flores and Carlos Batts
“She’s very considerate,” Batts said. “Before we go out, she asks me if I want her to smell like marshmallows or cherries.”
CatalystCon Continues to Ask Challenging Questions
Gram Ponante attends the second CatalystCon West
How Fleshlight protects your feelings, and my journey as America’s Greatest Sex Toy Reviewer
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
BBWFanFest Winners: Porn’s version of Manifest Destiny
Like you, I want to get closer and closer still to the large women I admire, as if I am an ant crawling on a peach or a lonely planetoid orbiting the Sun. But it seems that the Las Vegas convention known as the BBWFanFest (July 13-15, starring April Flores and Kelly Shibari) is drawing imitators seeking to put a Lap Band on its potential. I say fie on those foul copyfats.
Padded Kink: Hefty Honies Humiliated Halfheartedly
Are you saying I need to come to my own conclusions but that—perhaps—people shouldn’t be so goddamned outraged over everything? That one way of taking power away from detractors is to use their own tools against ourselves and, emerging unscathed, win?
MontagFoto 10.24.11—Bare Bones Battses
April Flores and Carlos Batts, 2008
Feminist Porn Awards 2011: Because Porn Is About Women
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
What is Alt again? Visiting the “Alt to the ALT” art exhibit
Irrespective of what is or isn’t Alt, still photography is able to capture things film often can’t, especially with porn’s limited budgets.
Home for Eros Day with Dr. Suzy
I have worked in the adult industry long enough to respect the double standards on which it is built, and some of these require a great deal of finesse to negotiate.
Zoe Voss: Hard to be “Minnesota Nice” in a gangbang
As I am Bogue Chitto Despicable, I found it intriguing to speak with the Minnesota Nice Zoe Voss
Watching porn with other adults: Come to think of it, were we creepy?
I can watch people being filmed having sex for hours on end (and often do) in a room filled with people, but watching the finished product with more than one special person is an occasion of creeping creepiness.
Jamye Waxman hosts a sex salon at El Cid
“This event has a little bit of everything for the erotically entertainable. But the main goal is to have fun. Because if you’re not having fun, why do it?”
Annie Sprinkle invites the Moon into her marriage
I’ve been to some weddings where the couple can’t stand each other and no one has a good time. But this wedding—a threesome, no less—was glorious.
Lexi Love stops traffic for social networking
Have a hashtag-free conversation! Live, you stupid bitches! Live!
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
“Roseanne XXX”: Even working class porn parodies are supposed to be funny
Why is the Connors’ home decorated like a mead hall?
Damn it, Alix Lakehurst, you almost saved California
It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM