The Undulabulous life of April Flores

Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where the thigh meets the groin, all as rigid and stark as her premature bolt-ons and I think, “Just let me make you a bowl of pesto.”

Not April Flores. The milkshake-thick star of Glamazons (to be released in April) has an undulating body that reminds me of this line from “On the Road”:

“So in America when the sun goes down and I sit on the old broken-down river pier watching the long, long skies over New Jersey and sense all that raw land that rolls in one unbelievable huge bulge over to the West Coast…I think of Dean Moriarty, I even think of Old Dean Moriarty, the father we never found, I think of Dean Moriarty.”

Flores is that raw land giving rise to those huge bulges.

Like director Carlos Batts’ other movies starring Flores, Glamazons is more of a travelogue. Flores out with friends, watching someone pole dance, going door to door, naked, in a Hollywood apartment complex with Alix Lakehurst, inhaling a headless Barbie, or getting her parts engooped for a Topco mold of her ass and vagina.

The biggest news of the movie, of course, is that it will mark the first time Flores works with a dude. That dude is the performer Jerry, but I think she is thinking of Dean Moriarty (hence Glamazons‘ subtitle: “On the Load”).

Meet Flores and Batts March 6 in Hollywood.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: On the road with Alix Lakehurst; Voluptuous Biker Babes at the New Beverly
See also: April Flores, Carlos Batts, Alix Lakehurst