The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead
Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink
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MontagFoto 7.23.12—My Favorite Succubus
I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.
Alix Lakehurst’s extra-wide world of public nudity
You will notice that Lakehurst is not a delicate flower, and the zaftig firecracker is short enough so that her heavy, natural breasts, when placed on a low, glass-topped table at a sushi restaurant, expand from the ginger to the wasabi.
The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”
The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.
Damn it, Alix Lakehurst, you almost saved California
It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob DevastationTM
Porn Name of the Week: Aileen Ghettman
Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.
Come and play with Alix Lakehurst … forever
If you were Delbert Grady, wouldn’t you like to correct Alix Lakehurst? And what is it about hotel hallways that makes women so vulnerable?
Christy Canyon’s archival boobs
When women with large breasts do it, apparently, stalking is adorable. That is how Christy Canyon responded when my large-breasted friend Alix Lakehurst went on […]
The Undulabulous life of April Flores
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]
Chubby Twats: An Important Film
Dear Readers: Not since Transsexual Jerk-offs has there been a porn title that could double as something we might have called each other, devoid of […]
Walk (Alix Lakehurst) every day into a shady place
Alix Lakehurst, back from rehab and high on life (who knew she was on drugs?) plays Kim Deal or No Deal for her fans on […]
April Flores, Alix Lakehurst, and Mr. Skin
Two of my favorite people talk with each other in a recent article on Mr. Skin.com. Alix Lakehurst interviewed April Flores for the Chicago-based mainstream […]
No Easter for Alix Lakehurst
Alix Lakehurst is Greek, and lives in Chicago. We talked by computer, the way they do in Space. One thing about Alix Lakehurst (who interviewed […]
On the road with Alix Lakehurst
“It’s a fantasy of mine to be a fantasy of someone else’s,” said Alix Lakehurst, a Chicago porn actress who is a throwback to a […]
Alix Lakehurst and her Mountains of Madness
Gentlemen: No doubt you have heard whispered in forbidden hallways and perhaps studied in ancient and eldritch tomes the weird and extra-geometrical dizziness from beyond […]
Alix Lakehurst: Riding on the Metro
Maybe Chicago’s Transit Authority is not called the Metro, but Alix Lakehurst’s recent adventure on the train was a lot sexier than While You Were […]