Gentlemen:
No doubt you have heard whispered in forbidden hallways and perhaps studied in ancient and eldritch tomes the weird and extra-geometrical dizziness from beyond time that is Alix Lakehurst of Chi-ka-goh. Many learned men have attempted her, and none have returned whole, some reduced to gibbering madness and others to a primordial ooze known to the indifferent Elder Ones. The dreaded Necronomicon describes her thusly:
“What a rack”
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why do you give ink to this
fat, ugly, self-promoting piece of
runny-brown excrement ????!!!!
focus your’ affections on someone
more worthy, and interesting .
knees too sharp for you, anon?
get out of your mom’s basement more often.
you gotta love cowards that stay anonymous and make utterly puerile statements like this…
I would hardly call this woman “fat”, anon. She looks pretty healthy to me and much more attractive then the anorexic models of the day.
I think if “self-promoting” was a thought crime in the porn or mainstream entertainment world, everyone would be in jail. And if you mean that A.L. promotes herself beyond propriety, I have no opinion other than I know plenty of people who put her self-promotion to shame. Plus I happen to like what she’s promoting. I can only imagine that -anon- might have – or thinks he has – personal experience with A.L. to be so angry. If all this hatred is coming from not having any personal experience one way or the other, your post seems unnecessarily harsh.
I just dont like ugly cows .
If y’all like chunky chicks, fine .
And it certainly isn’t hatred, too
buzy to care….just that EVERY
site I frequent has this annoying,
ugly chick every time I turn
around.
And I just for the life of me, fail
to see any WHY ???
Sheesh, if it’s ‘healthy’ looking
babes, why not post pix/info on
Cassandra Calogera, or Aria G ??
At least THEY are beautiful…and,
they DON’T self promote obnoxiously
to the point of annoyance .
To each their own .
Anon doesn’t like strong, beautiful women, from the look of his posts. A.L. is beautiful and just what the porn world needs — a woman who isn’t photoshopped, air brushed or silicone enhanced.
Obviously, the anonymous poster is someone who is either new to posting or a coward that can’t even create a false name to defend his officious comments. Either way, he’s pretty much shown what a petty, insecure and insignificant prick he is, especially with his juvenile attack and then the attempt to make it all better with “To each his own.”
You obviously have a personal grudge and are too much of a coward and too much of a child to just let things rest.
Alix is beautiful Mr Anon. She aint chunky either, full figgered is the word. Check out Voluptuous and see all those so called “ugly cows”, if Sam 38g, Christy Marks, Linsey Dawn McKenzie dont do it for you, you must be dead from the waist down. I go for the skinny brawds too and the ones in between.
I’m wondering why you feel the need to treat this person so rudely. Unless there’s something personal between you and Alix Lakehurst that you’re basing these attacks on – not that that justifies what you’re saying, either, but it might explain it – you sound like the worst kind of porn consumer; the type who watches because he really hates women. Did a big-hipped girl break your heart?
Jeez, anon, if you don’t like her — and it sure as hell looks like you don’t — do you think you could find somebody on the Internet that you DO like?
It’s not like she’s the only nude model out there.
Move on. You’ll be doing us, her and yourself a favor.
–t
I love that you guys come to my rescue. Don’t worry about the fat hater, I don’t know him, there is nothing personal he just has nothing better to do.
With all the comments he has left and the fact that every where he turns he sees me (which can’t be that many sites) he probably is stuck in his chair by his own fatness.
Get over it buddy. Comparing me to shit is vapid and unoriginal. Be an adult and go worship the beautiful women you do like and leave me alone.
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