Discretion is key in personal rubbing-one-out devices, but is it too much to ask for some bonsai sea monster action, too? Well, the creators of the Gröömin don’t think so; they want you to feel like you could destroy Tokyo with the head of your penis.
The Skin [Diamond] was thickly covered with coarse black fur, and from the abdomen a score of long greenish-grey tentacles with red sucking mouths protruded limply.
Perhaps the Old Ones, tittering behind the clouds from their blighted mansions of non-Euclidean geometries, had a tentacle in my being spared the L.A.P.D.’s latest scam.
One of the positive side effects of having somehow broken two expensive still cameras in the past year is that I’m shooting a lot more […]
“So the SaSi would be good for geeky girls with a little patience and sensitive, simmering clitorises?” I said (barely above a whisper, really).
I’m hoping that future videos will explore fashion choices of the Cenobites, Cthulhu, and Quint from “Jaws.”
First the most important thing: For the next eight days the Porn Valley talent agency ATM-LA will be charging a paltry $900 for Boy/Girl scenes. […]
Service providers such as strippers are providing more for less in the current economy, as you will see in this video from the horror collective […]
Tentacular Canadian Mandy Morbid (TCMM) is visited by the chief of The Old Ones in a new video on her site, shot like it’s Abraham […]
This is what I’m not saying: I hate couple’s porn. What I am saying is that a lot of couples’ porn seems to scale back […]
Gentlemen: No doubt you have heard whispered in forbidden hallways and perhaps studied in ancient and eldritch tomes the weird and extra-geometrical dizziness from beyond […]
Not since Strokahontas and Suckable has a porn name caught my attention like that of Adrenalynne. It seems like it is a new breed of […]
Watching Burning Angel’s splattery Re-Penetrator is a perfect start to any evening (it’s like Peter Jackson’s Dead Alive with boobies), but I would not have […]
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