MontagFoto 7.23.12—My Favorite Succubus

Could you think of anyone better to go on a Choctaw Hayride with than Ashlynn Brooke, who would make even the staunchest anti-boob-job activist say: “Well, she’s the exception”?

On the set of New Sensations’ “The Sex Files” in 2009, then-contract performer Brooke (who donned a black wig to play a succubus) was described by co-star Kimberly Kane as having “the most beautiful fake boobs I’ve ever seen.”

I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.

I’m all for the all-natural look, considering there are so many examples of poor plastic surgery. But those who would dismiss all manufactured boobs as abominations must also acknowledge their own hypocrisy. Don’t all-natural beauties like Siri and Alix Lakehurst shave their armpits, use fluoridated tooth polish, apply eyeliner? It hardly seems right for one of their admirers to denounce someone who gets 300ccs of saline injected under each nipple.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Do “Mommies Gone Bad” include women who’ve never given birth?; Sabrina Deep in Berlin—The Examined Vagina; Snake doesn’t like fakir boobs; “The Sex Files”—a dark XXX parody