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Could we start again, please? Good Friday with Paul Thomas

April 15, 2022 Gram the Man 0

Gram Ponante talks with Paul Thomas about “Jesus Christ Superstar” and how PT doesn’t like “Happy People Having Happy Sex.”

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Today in Collective Terms: A Wrath of Buttholes

August 14, 2016 Gram the Man 1

…even on a movie with a small crew, one is guaranteed to see twice as many gaping buttholes on set as are advertised on the boxcover.

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James Thurber, Alexis Grace, And Getting Kicked Off Instagram

August 6, 2016 Gram the Man 4

I’m enjoying myself, but maybe they’re not paying me enough. Maybe this isn’t the best use of my time. Maybe I’ll regret this later.

“Babysitters Take on Big Dicks 3,” Now with Patented Accumulation Technology

July 15, 2016 Gram the Man 0

My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.

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Let’s Pretend “Rabbit-Proof Fence” Is A Filthy Thing To Say And Apply It to This Interview with Australian Porn Star Angela Whte

April 29, 2016 Gram the Man 0

Talking Internal Patriarchy Shots with Angela White

Nice Day for A White Wedding: A “Marriage 2.0” Shoot Diary

March 29, 2016 Gram the Man 2

Hot To Stop Worrying And Love San Francisco Polyamory

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Her Dirty Secret: What Happens When You Revoke Your Thoughts

March 25, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“Don’t get me wrong,” Adamz says, “I liked that there was a creepiness factor occasionally.”

Ange Venus photo by Gram Ponante, everybody

Sometimes People Cry: An AVN Awards Wrap-up

February 10, 2016 Gram the Man 1

In the end, many of them cried.

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#AVNSoGendered Hashtag Fails To Trend

January 29, 2016 Gram the Man 1

“There’s a difference between a movie that is unwatchable because it is not even slightly sexually stimulating and one featuring characters that have no genitals.”

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Measure R: How Porn Valley Handles Rape

December 3, 2015 Gram the Man 5

So now there exists in a once-shadowy business the opportunity to discuss something with the faith that the whole structure won’t be pulled down.

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Faster Babylon: JACKtheZIPPER Launches Podcast And Paysite

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“It’s weird, it’s creepy, it’s tragic — it’s the thrill that’ll wreck your life.”

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The Naughty List: Remembering the Hayes Code of Porn

November 10, 2015 Gram the Man 2

It became known as The Cambria List, and it ended up functioning as Porn Valley’s Hayes Code.

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Monty Pentagram Recommends “We Did Porn”

November 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Zak Sabbath succeeded Pynchon with a hard-on in “We Did Porn.”

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Don’t Quibble with Tibbals: “Exposure” And Why It’s Problematic To Study Porn

November 3, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“Exposure” is one woman’s journey through a world that seemed to be a lot nicer to her than the one she came from

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You Can’t Spell Pahrump Without Pimp, Sort Of: Dennis Hof’s “Art of the Pimp”

November 2, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Dennis Hof’s “The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story — One Man’s Search for Love, Sex, And Money” launches Porn Memoir Week.

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Consent for Ca$h: Abducting Chanel Preston

October 20, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Will Chanel Preston escape from her bondage peril at the hands of a Pro Villain?

MANON MARTIN

Manon of the Schwing!

September 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A thinly-veiled account of the Sarkozy administration, this film outlines the benefits of marrying women who are into orgies.

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Your Week in Porn-Related Sea Battles

September 25, 2015 P. Weasels 0

Porn star birthdays as they relate to naval skirmishes in an easy-to-understand primer with nudity

Who’s Sovvy Now? Sovereign Syre Is A Boss Bitch

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sovereign Syre has some irons in the fyre.

THE TURNING

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Lesbian Apocalypse: “The Turning”

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A controversial movie that suggests lesbians weren’t born that way.

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