MontagFoto 2.13.12—Courtney Cummz, others, Ready to Go
You can’t argue with the Full Frontal Assault of Courtney Cummz
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Today in Cameltoes: Hoodie, Footie, Goody
On these cold Los Angeles winter nights, make sure your labia are cozy
Welcome to Spurta: “The Four”
Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.
Jenna Haze retires from performing
From winning AVN’s Best New Starlet award in 2003, Haze has gone on to amass most of porn’s most glittery honors.
Nudes You May Have Missed
I’d smoke PCP at gunpoint with all these women
DienstagFoto 2.7.12—Cheyenne Hunter and the extra pocket
It’s odd that no one has done a porn remake of “The Hustler.”
Not Soft: Romeo breaks into Juliet’s yonder window [review]
Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: […]
Boxcover of the Week: Spelling at it’s not so greatest
I have seen Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties” and I think it’s a winner, but Damn: If I didn’t get it for free, the […]
Deep Inside the IAFD: Preserving porn’s history [interview]
IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”
MittwochFoto 2.1.12—Well, the food was really good
Food sits atop most hierarchies of needs
Boxcover of the Week: “Baby Loves A Big Dick” (Now with no babies)
So much better than “Filthy Fellating Fetuses.”
The “Seduction” of Kristina Rose, others
There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.
Porn Valley sees opportunity in condom ordinance
Porn is a perfect victim, because no one other than those who depend on the industry for their livelihood want to stick their necks out supporting performers’ civil rights.
Nudes you may have missed
Over the centuries I have tried to find just the right way to compile the miscellaneous porn pictures I photograph myself, receive, or post elsewhere. […]
Seinfeld: A XXX Parody
What gave “Seinfeld XXX” the greenlight over, say, an equally unlikely pornic adaptation of “Rhoda” was that some of the cast members were born during the run of the original.
Moxie-ridden devil Roxy makes Teagan, dandling Randall, her collie
(I am holding hostage a poetess from a local residency program from whom I’m demanding subject headings in exchange for creampies.) Holly Randall is one […]
“This girl is half his age”—Faye Valentine
My first day as managing editor of AVN.com was five years ago this week. Naturally I felt a little odd that I would be writing […]
At home with Lexington Steele
The tricked-out black Hummer in the driveway is never a dead giveaway in Woodland Hills, but the personalized plate – LXXXNGTON – was a little […]
“Kinky Sex” party or: Bring me the Ass of Lori Alexia
I went to the Simon Wolf Kinky Sex party last night and I must tell you that the Rokbar kicks fucking ass. Excellent music and […]
“Kill Girl Kill 3”: (Repo Man 2)
My favorite McKai quote goes something like, “It’s like getting all your friends and making a porn film.” I think that’s more important and impressive than whether or not porn is alt or alt is good.