Because I, Gram Ponante (America’s Beloved Porn Journalist), am an avid NPR listener, I succumbed to their underwriter advertising by purchasing Pajamagram pajamas for a consenting adult I love this Valentine’s Day.
UPDATE 2.14: They arrived and are great, but I think they should come with an easy-access backflap, if you know what I mean.
I was pleasantly surprised that their Hoodie Footie pajamas leave room for a cameltoe.
Do I believe this ensemble is really worth $115, which includes guaranteed delivery by Valentine’s Day? Hell no. Pajamagram is owned by the Vermont Teddy Bear Company, so these labia-hugging jammies were probably stitched for $3.50 by some Winooski deviant who makes bathtub gin out of Lake Champlain water and comes to work with pockets stuffed with cheese.
But I will do just about anything Lynn Rosetto Kaspar or Cokie Roberts tell me to do.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Oh to live on Cameltoe Mountain; Bethany St. James’ Cameltoe Wrangler; Tanner Mayes would walk a mile for/with a cameltoe; Make way for vilves
See also: Pajamagram
Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist
