Today in Cameltoes: Hoodie, Footie, Goody
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“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
Show a porn star you love her—with cash and gifts!
Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.
The Way I see your free-trade Colombian mermaid vagina
Long ago I really looked at the back of a dollar bill. I also really looked at my toothpaste for Satanic symbols. Why it took […]
When life gives you gapes, make lemonade
I don’t want to seem prudish and don’t suggest that other people stop doing something that obviously gives them pleasure, but I find gaping distasteful. […]
The Butt Wax has exploded, or: shoving trans fats up your ass
Every day I receive boxes of excellent adult products that I mention on my global network of sites in reviews, casual allusions, paid advertising, or […]
Hustler to take care of its own European distribution
As you know, Europeans are often mysterious and furtive, ordering Coca Cola with their cellphones and riding around on scooters. That is why Hustler/LFP has […]
Shirts for Alaska!
This has nothing to do with porn, but porn poster/boxcover designer Alaska is now also selling t-shirts to Black Metal consumers. Pictured is his Bathory […]