Shirts for Alaska!

This has nothing to do with porn, but porn poster/boxcover designer Alaska is now also selling t-shirts to Black Metal consumers.

Pictured is his Bathory Alaska design, perfect for the Blood Countess among your loved ones or, more to the point, a fan of the band that brought the world such favorites as “Storm of Damnation” and “In Conspiracy with Satan”.

Now Quorthon enthusiasts, when performing rituals in their new t-shirts, can say “The guy who made this shirt knows Justine Joli”, and Eon McKai, texting from a Yoshinoya Beef Bowl, can say, “My boxcover designer is into demons.”

Previously: Porned Alaska; alt.squeal
See also: Alaska!, Bathory

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