The People for Casey Parker
Casey Parker will be on the cover of May’s Hustler, with photos by Holly Randall. If you were to subtract Casey Parker’s age from mine, […]
Month: February 2007
The Whipping Hour
I attended Tightfit Studio’s party last night at the Dragonfly on Santa Monica Blvd., lured by the evening’s advertised program of seeing people getting whipped […]
So much more creative than doing lines off hookers
April Flores, looking like Justine Joli‘s sassy British barmaid sister, gets a tongue bath from Kimberly Kane at the Alter Ego 2: Voluptuous Life premiere […]
Dial H for Herpes
APX Foitruss writes: A newly-single friend of mine who happens to have the herp just set me hip to ‘The Code’: apparently herpes-positive singles (or […]
Cheney busted on technicality
It appears from this news clipping from a Michigan paper that, since there is no real law against being Satan, the Vice President was hauled […]
Alternative Fuel
The problem of creatively naming porn movies – series in particular – is vast, and I have nothing but sympathy and a routing number for […]
Vivid-halt
Vivid has announced it is delaying (or stopping altogether) the release of the Kim Kardashian sex tape, scheduled to be available this Wednesday. Vivid co-founder […]
Hustler to take care of its own European distribution
As you know, Europeans are often mysterious and furtive, ordering Coca Cola with their cellphones and riding around on scooters. That is why Hustler/LFP has […]
Shirts for Alaska!
This has nothing to do with porn, but porn poster/boxcover designer Alaska is now also selling t-shirts to Black Metal consumers. Pictured is his Bathory […]
Gram Ponante launches International MILF Registry
As you well know, a porn teen and an actual teen are rarely the same thing, but that is a problem that is too big […]
All in a day’s work for Jamie Elle
As you know, the fourth coming of Britney Rears has been anticipated like the second coming of someone else. To that end, Jamie Elle, playing […]
Hillary Scott only in a Gramily way
Because I am bound to my journalistic standards as if by mighty cables, I asked Hillary Scott today if she was pregnant, as has been […]
Adultcon Awards nominations open
Remember yesterday when I said that the only thing that could ease me out of my despair was an awards show? Well, Adultcon will be […]
Cuntrol party, cunts in general
Who am I to say a porn title is distasteful? Why would I have no problem with Assraelis but think Cuntrol is a little too […]
Memphis Monroe reveals Dark Side on her head
I refuse to believe corn-fed Memphis Monroe has a dark side, but how could she not if she is suddenly brunette? That is how we […]
Summer Haze wrestles for the dead, lost causes
Like a gang-banging St. Jude, Summer Haze for some reason will inscribe the names of “fallen stars from the family of X” into her Ladies […]
So are they pink or are they white?
There’s so much information there that it’s difficult to figure out. Also, this woman looks less like a Rumor than she does a Gretel, or […]
Hungary on Bush presidency: "We’ve got that beat"
As you know, it is impossible for something to be sexually attractive until it turns 18. The lone exception is this Jagermeister dispenser here in […]
The Erotic (Kool-Aid Acid) Coloring Book
This coloring book, created in 1975 by Craig Berlin from what appear to be infrared surveillance photos, was purchased at a New York bookstore by […]
Pharaoh Porn: Marco Banderas’ The Dark Side 2
Something about Havana Ginger’s delta-sized nipples or the fact that director Banderas appears to have been carved into a pyramid wall makes this boxcover simultaneously […]