Because I am bound to my journalistic standards as if by mighty cables, I asked Hillary Scott today if she was pregnant, as has been reported by various outlets.
“No, I am not,” she said.
“Why would someone suggest that at all?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” she said. “And I did a scene with Lexington Steele yesterday, so that’s like a spontaneous abortion.”
We were on the set of Britney Rears 4: Britney Goes Gonzo.
“What’s different about this movie?” I asked.
“I don’t know,” she said. “People fuck and say stupid stuff.”
Then BR4 was made about my life, which I have modeled on Corruption. Someone’s getting a lawsuit from my ambulance chaser tomorrow morning.
“I can take you away from all this,” I said to Scott.
“Let’s go,” she said.
Previously: Britney Rears: Special Victims Unit; The Britney litany; Speed dating with Hillary Scott; Britney Rears not pregnant
See also: Hillary Scott
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