Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.
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Boxcover of the Week: It’s all in the presentation
It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.
Full Story »“Family Guy XXX” is a good giggity if you can get it
“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.
Full Story »“This Ain’t Portal XXX”: You’ll be GLaDOS you did
“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”
Full Story »Jacky St. James: The Last Woman Working in Porn [interview]
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Full Story »Things I’d like to have seen in the “Cherry” trailer
Today in Cameltoes: Hoodie, Footie, Goody
Gangbang or get off the babysitter, but for Christ’s sake get your finger out of your mouth
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
Full Story »Cherry Torn, Michael Jackson, and the collective unconscious
Someone’s Cunting Daughter: Porn stars and their favorite horror movies
Boxcover of the Week: Anointing Baby Cakes
Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?
Full Story »My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Full Story »A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
Full Story »“Party of Feet 3″: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
Full Story »Snake doesn’t like fakir boobs
5760 some-odd years after the Garden of Eden, G-d finally punishes the snake. “How do you like those apples?” says Yahweh.
Full Story »Pornographers drop needle, load on classic album parodies
“Cherry”: Lorelei Lee writes about porn for a bigger screen
Lorelei Lee has co-written “Cherry,” the first mainstream movie about the porn industry written by a porn performer.
Full Story »DienstagFoto—Darryl Hanah’s Little Buddy
Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?
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