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Larry Flynt The Right To Be Left Alone

Larry Flynt’s “Right To Be Left Alone”

February 10, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Wheels Up, Larry Flynt

LOYAL ROYAL SUBJECTS SAVE HARRY AND MEGHAN FROM POACHING PORNOGRAPHERS

January 22, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“I am also an American who fell in love and moved to the U.K., just like Meghan Markle,” the former New Yorker-turned-glamcore director says. “I don’t want to see her new adventure tainted by porn poachers.”

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Monty Pentagram Recommends “We Did Porn”

November 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Zak Sabbath succeeded Pynchon with a hard-on in “We Did Porn.”

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You Can’t Spell Pahrump Without Pimp, Sort Of: Dennis Hof’s “Art of the Pimp”

November 2, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Dennis Hof’s “The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story — One Man’s Search for Love, Sex, And Money” launches Porn Memoir Week.

Who’s Sovvy Now? Sovereign Syre Is A Boss Bitch

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Sovereign Syre has some irons in the fyre.

DANICA DILLON IS A DUGGARFUCKER

An Open Letter to Celebrities Seeking Porn Star Sex

August 26, 2015 Gram the Man 0

…your attraction to her fame is the most mutual attraction you will ever have

Drone-Boning

Whorin’ Over California: A Chat with the Creators of “Drone Boning”

November 20, 2014 Gram the Man 1

“We had a hard time casting because a lot of people were at Burning Man.”

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Slave Leia And Pale Tit Skin: Transitional Times for She Geeks

September 18, 2014 Gram the Man 3

“When I’m Lily Potter, they say things like, ‘I like the way your hair reflects on your pale tit skin.'”

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Today in Porn Swag: Two Cups, “9 1/2 Weeks”

September 5, 2014 Gram the Man 2

Useful promotional materials reflect well on the product.

The Porner’s Almanac Comes Back from the Dead

February 20, 2014 Gram the Man 0

Gram reanimates the Porner’s Almanac for Gamelink

The Ross Sisters, Pictures of Lily, Tom Hagen’s Trip, Calling Your Daughters like They’re Pigs, And Having A Crush on People Who Are Probably Dead

February 13, 2014 Gram the Man 3

Minderjährigabertotenjetzlust doesn’t even cover it

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Talk About Digital Playground’s “Pirates” Day

September 20, 2013 Gram the Man 1

A little story about the biggest porn movie of the century, “Pirates.”

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Fuck Thunderdome: Bonnie Rotten Is “Beyond Fucked”

September 19, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.

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If Viola Starr also dances on the sand, it may be time for Duran Duran’s hairy period

September 9, 2013 Gram the Man 0

If Duran Duran made “Rio 2,” that river would be winding through both a dusty and hairy land.

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Miley Cyrus at the VMAs: A Pornographer’s Perspective

August 27, 2013 Gram the Man 4

This did not strike me as a Fun Girl Having A Good Time. Instead it looked like the drunk girl at a party, the one who manages to turn off even the least-laid person there.

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Her Name Is Jaslene, And I Am Poor Old Johnny Ray

August 2, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Perhaps Dexy’s Midnight Runners will be comforted that someone thought of them IMMEDIATELY upon watching a popshot descend on the bejeweled stomach of Jaslene Jade. Probably not.

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“Mike’s Apartment” is like “Hostel” but with more nudity and less murder

July 30, 2013 Gram the Man 0

When we talk about High Concept Porn, we’re not talking about Milves or Women with Large Breasts. The “Mike’s Apartment” series satisfies our need for a reason for porn to be happening beyond the mere presence of knockers. Sort of.

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“The Canyons”: In Select Theatres or the Privacy of Your Own Home

July 17, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“The Canyons” trailer (featuring James Deen) is confusing, considering all we know already about the making of the movie

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Shakespeare scholars wonder if Juliet played with her pubes, too

July 16, 2013 Gram the Man 0

If Juliet is the Sun, don’t forget about the pube clouds, there, Shakespeare

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Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” does a disservice to nudity

July 7, 2013 Gram the Man 5

Nudity can’t fix everything, Justin Timberlake

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