I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
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Cherry Torn, Michael Jackson, and the collective unconscious
Someone’s Cunting Daughter: Porn stars and their favorite horror movies
Boxcover of the Week: Anointing Baby Cakes
Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?
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No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Full Story »A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
Full Story »“Party of Feet 3″: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
Full Story »Snake doesn’t like fakir boobs
5760 some-odd years after the Garden of Eden, G-d finally punishes the snake. “How do you like those apples?” says Yahweh.
Full Story »Pornographers drop needle, load on classic album parodies
“Cherry”: Lorelei Lee writes about porn for a bigger screen
Lorelei Lee has co-written “Cherry,” the first mainstream movie about the porn industry written by a porn performer.
Full Story »DienstagFoto—Darryl Hanah’s Little Buddy
Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?
Full Story »MittwochFoto 7.20.11—Book, Brooke Haven
“Alice in Wonderland”: The Quest for the Vorpal Dildo
drake, on loan from Wicked for this movie, doesn’t have to deal with that company’s condom policy
Full Story »“It was between the brothers, KK”
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2″ reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
Full Story »Boxcover of the Week: Watching My Daughter Go Doobie
All that uncertainty is right there in the photo. It is as if all the Doobies had watched their daughters go black and were shaken by the experience.
Full Story »Boxcover of the Week: I think you know already, Arial Rose
“Teach me to be a nasty girl!” reads the pink-stroked text. Not only is she topless and pulling her panties down, but the font is pink-stroked!
Full Story »“Grand Theft Auto XXX” is a rockstar parody
Even if you are not a fan of videogames like “Grand Theft Auto,” you will appreciate Daring! director Dawn’s efforts in recreating the tension, the grittiness, and the camera style common to narrative games in this well-acted, funny, and fast-paced hardcore video.
Full Story »Tommy Pistol: Life After His “Gruesome Death”
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
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