Gram Ponante awkwardly conflates a horse race in Maryland with a porn star from Kentucky, just to show some naked pictures of Angelina Valentine.

It’s like the slave market in “Roots,” except they’re white Europeans and it’s an anus.

“These rings mean that, when I say sorry, I can put my wang back in your beav,” says Peter to Lois, and it’s true.

“…I felt that the characters’ quest to find gloryholes within the co-opted Aperture Corporation spoke to the struggle our community faces in bringing differing gender roles, body types, and sexual orientations to the screen.”

“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”

Producers missed out when not including any footage from “Wired Pussy”

On these cold Los Angeles winter nights, make sure your labia are cozy

I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.

I am known for being particularly well-Jung

Porn stars discuss what scares them worse than Shelley Lubben

Maybe if I wear sunglasses, my wife won’t notice me watching Sean Michaels cock-drape her?

You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.

It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.

“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90′s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.

Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.

5760 some-odd years after the Garden of Eden, G-d finally punishes the snake. “How do you like those apples?” says Yahweh.

“We thought, ‘that whole album would be great as a porn movie.’”

Lorelei Lee has co-written “Cherry,” the first mainstream movie about the porn industry written by a porn performer.

Imagine how you’ll feel in two weeks when you realize you’d forgotten that “Hogan Knows Best” came out today?

Something about both Brooke Haven and reading is fundamental