If Duran Duran made “Rio 2” and Viola Starr’ed in the video that river would be winding through both a dusty and hairy land.
“I don’t shave anywhere,” says Viola Starr to an incredulous but entranced (and, sadly, uncredited) dude in “Cum on My Hairy Pussy 16,” obviously gunning to star in “Cum on My Hairy Legs.”
“How long did it take to grow that?” he says, marveling at her pittal tufts.
“I don’t know…” she says.
“A year?” he says, eyes wide.
“At least that.”
Starr looks like a game and flirty brunette Debbie Harry in this movie—or the woman on the cover of Duran Duran’s 1982 album “Rio,” even wearing a dress that would fit right in at Studio 54 in 1978. But my mid-career transitioning anthropology intern is out tonight: didn’t they shave their pits in 1978?
No matter, because Starr looks good in her thigh-high stockings, like a real-life Patrick Nagel painting.
“Please, don’t ever shave,” says the dude, whose cool enthusiasm is refreshing and even romantic. I haven’t seen this guy before, but I approve of the way he talks to Ladies.
The sex scene isn’t high-def enough, or Starr’s legs aren’t scratchy enough, to detect leg hair, but there is hair in abundance elsewhere and, true to the title, the dude comes all over her hairy pussy.
Not to be one of those guys whose compliments are all designed to lure someone into the sack, I’ll go out on a limb and say that Ms. Starr would be devastatingly attractive even if she didn’t have hairy pubes, pits, and legs—just like that river running through a dusty land.
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Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Justin Timberlake’s “Tunnel Vision” does a disservice to nudity
See also: Devil’s Film
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