“I’m (still) going to go (back) to a world where I have sex with beautiful women every day,” Deen says.
Full Story »James Deen reveals himself to Canadians on podcast
Der Verspanken: Sie brauchen nicht eine Beziehung mit einer Frau zu bilden
Der VerSpanken: Any marital aid that has a German name is all right by me, because I’m racist that way, and I know the Germans mean business.
Full Story »I Like It When They’re “Trashy”
Watching “Trashy,” an unapologetically fantastic piece of porn featuring delightfully modified harlots having sex in uncomfortable places, I realized that the recent trend of comparatively wholesome porn—women in sunlit bedrooms peeling off their boyfriends’ t-shirts and kicking off their sneakers to fuck on a comforter—is still just a fetish.
Full Story »The 2012 Models Must Go: “Performers of the Year 2013″
I’m always sad when the new “Performers of the Year” rolls out. Even though Lexi Belle and Asa Akira carried over from “Performers of the Year 2012,” it makes me wonder if Kagney Linn Karter, Kristina Rose, Jayden Jaymes, and Gracie Glam are on a junk heap somewhere being crushed into cubes.
Full Story »The 2012 Ropey Volley Awards: Books of the Year
Gram Ponante profiles three books worth reading, two that tell us about how we got here and one that wonders why we stay.
Full Story »Fellaters Gotta Fellate: “The Art Of Blowjob” is a tough act to swallow
Anals of Medicine: “Butthole Barrio Bitches”
You know how there’s no atheists in foxholes? That has nothing to do with barrio bitches and their buttholes.
Full Story »“Skip Trace 2″ is both a good movie and a pleasing anagrammatical alternative to the horrifying “Rape 2 Ticks”
Gram Ponante reviews “Skip Trace 2,” featuring some giddily violent scenes between Nacho Vidal, Charley Chase, and Jynx Maze
Full Story »“Next Friday,” I’m in love: That’s right—I shoved a Cure reference into an interracial porn movie. Why? Because it’s my goddamn site, is why
You don’t have to be familiar with the Ice Cube/Chris Tucker source material to enjoy the living shit out of this “Official” parody. You only need to know that Ice Cube and Chris Tucker were in it.
Full Story »Shocker: Debbie Didn’t Do Dallas, Did Do Sweathogs
“Well, we’re good girls,” says underpantsless Lisa, “but whatever we can’t give you, we make up in enthusiasm.”
Full Story »Lady in “Red”: Julie Simone is a Christmas Tree Shop of one
At the devices of Rebecca Reynolds, Julie Simone gets redder and redder still in “50 Shades of Red,” a fine bit of revenge bondage that involves so much candle wax and slapping that you’d swear you were home for the holidays.
Full Story »These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
Full Story »California Adventure: “Oasis”
In the middle of the California desert, beautiful women frolic on sensual furniture. We wonder: Who took the rest of their stuff? But then we think: If they’re happy, we’re happy.
Full Story »Truth And “Dare” with Dani Daniels
I’m convinced that the future of porn most reliably rests in first-person adventures like Dani Daniels’ “Dare,” in which the movie is all about the personality of its star.
Full Story »If you want to “Meet Bonnie,” get in line [review]
She’s just been in a handful of movies since alighting on the adult industry in early 2012, but Bonnie Rotten has already landed a very flattering star vehicle in Digital Sin’s “Meet Bonnie.” Why did the ultra-inked Ohioan absolutely deserve her own movie? Because she’s a porn star we can get behind.
Full Story »“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables
I wanted “Batgirl XXX” to be more Extreme Associates and less Extreme Comixxx
In an attempt to please her inappropriately sexualized father, a woman is initiated into a dangerous business while in a questionable state of mind by two masked men who have sex with her. Perhaps “Batgirl XXX” is a metaphor for porn in general.
Full Story »“Mean Bitches”: A porn song that tops from the bottom
If 2 Live Crew met actual talent, they might have created a song like XL’s “Mean Bitches.”
Full Story »Spunk & White: “The Elements of Desire”
“Nina Loves Ron” (But she also loves Jon, Tom, Braun, and a Strap-On)
Perhaps Nina does love Ron, but then they go and fuck a bunch of other people and never see each other again.
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