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“Patron of the Tarts” or: How To Run Porn Valley from Your Couch

March 4, 2021 Gram the Man 0

If you could set aside your judgment of porn’s morality or put in perspective what it means to be exploited in minimum-wage late-stage capitalism, then […]

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Larry Flynt’s “Right To Be Left Alone”

February 10, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Wheels Up, Larry Flynt

“Porn: A Series” of Semi-clothed Events

April 9, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Hieronyvision releases a softcore “All About Eve” for a new streaming platform.

“Babysitters Take on Big Dicks 3,” Now with Patented Accumulation Technology

July 15, 2016 Gram the Man 0

My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.

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The Slutty Six: AVN And XBiz Agree On Six Significant Spermfests

November 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

The Golden Globes and Oscars of Porn agree on six films.

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Faster Babylon: JACKtheZIPPER Launches Podcast And Paysite

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“It’s weird, it’s creepy, it’s tragic — it’s the thrill that’ll wreck your life.”

Zak Smith

Monty Pentagram Recommends “We Did Porn”

November 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Zak Sabbath succeeded Pynchon with a hard-on in “We Did Porn.”

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“Sinner Takes All”: Tera Patrick is Candid, Classy, and Coy

November 4, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Patrick’s book should not be confused with “Sinner Tells All.” Just because it is unflinching doesn’t mean it scorches the earth.

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Don’t Quibble with Tibbals: “Exposure” And Why It’s Problematic To Study Porn

November 3, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“Exposure” is one woman’s journey through a world that seemed to be a lot nicer to her than the one she came from

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You Can’t Spell Pahrump Without Pimp, Sort Of: Dennis Hof’s “Art of the Pimp”

November 2, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Dennis Hof’s “The Art of the Pimp: A Love Story — One Man’s Search for Love, Sex, And Money” launches Porn Memoir Week.

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Manon of the Schwing!

September 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A thinly-veiled account of the Sarkozy administration, this film outlines the benefits of marrying women who are into orgies.

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How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Lesbian Apocalypse: “The Turning”

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A controversial movie that suggests lesbians weren’t born that way.

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From the Random Porn Title Generator: “Hardcore Pleasures”

September 17, 2015 Gram the Man 0

In Socialist Europe, you’re pretty sure they hose down the sofabed.

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Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels

September 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.

“My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: An Alternative View

June 10, 2015 P. Weasels 2

Two guys review “My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: My Jaw Dropped When I Saw #4 (Hint: There Is No Number Four)

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How To Dehumidify Your European Debauchery Mansion

June 8, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Occasionally we need to leave in order to learn how to love.

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Apparently We’ve Reached Peak Stepmom

May 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.

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Gangwife Hotbang But A Dead Moose

May 29, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Whether she’s cuckolding you or she’s your “hotwife,” the results are the same!

Fap 5 Friday: Hotwife Centipede Edition

May 1, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Call It What You Want, But Your Wife Is Still Having Sex with Someone Else

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

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