Chanel Preston fulfills the promise made by Olivia Hussey (and ignored by Clare Danes) in Lee Roy Myers’ couples’-friendly “Romeo & Juliet.” Studio: DreamZone Director: Lee Roy Myers Starring: Rocco Reed, Chanel Preston, Andy San Dimas, Anthony Rosano, Ann Marie Rios, Brian Street Team, India Summer, Tom Byron You can rest assured that Lee Roy [...]
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I have seen Hustler’s “Busty Beauties: Top Shelf Titties” and I think it’s a winner, but Damn: If I didn’t get it for free, the whole Student Loan infrastructure would turn over in its grave if I shelled out cash for pornography with a spelling error on it.
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There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.
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Pissing in the desert: “The Return of Post-Apocalyptic Cowgirls”
I may not want to live in a post-apocalyptic world that shuns breeders like me, but I admit that these people seem to be having a good time
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Points added that the Fonz shows up? Yes. And that he makes a Jump the Shark reference? Sure. But to what end?
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“Don’t take your cues from porn,” says Lexi Belle as she rests her high heels on his back
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2011: The Glorious Year of the Whore
This year the porn world tackled the issue of prostitution in several thought-provoking films
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…And at no point does the wild spray of semen land anywhere near where conception can occur, even the extra-wide strike zone that is the Mind of God.
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Kayden Kross: Hookers can be duplicitous Part II [review]
“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Thern wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
Gram’s Week on Fleshbot: Cecilia Vega in Paris
“My Wife Is A Prostitute,” But Yours Is Some Kind of Whore
Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.
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Belladonna is the type of “Explorer” I like to see blow up
Everybody must get “Wasted” [video]
“Floppy Cocks”: A brave movie
The gauntlet has been thrown down: like the sleeping menace that was Germany in the early 1930s, floppy cocks are a thing.
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“I don’t want you to be a porn girl,” Bobbi Starr says to Sparky SinClaire. “I want you to be a real girl.”
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