Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner: “She’s Come Undone”
Wouldn’t it be great if a pornographer were brave enough to name her movie after a Guess Who song? Dana Vespoli is that pornographer.
Month: September 2013
Today in Ridiculous Porn Movies: I Know What You Did Last “Summer Lovin'”
If this town had a Wicker Man, “Summer Lovin'” would have been a way better movie.
A Visit to Mamiru’s Forbidden Vagina
So many things to see in Japan, but a vagina in porn isn’t one of them
Finally, A “Foot Prints” That Isn’t That Goddamned Inspirational Poster
“Then why was there only one set of footprints?”
“Because I was fucking you.”
Nadine Sage is not just some pubic hair, damn it
In which I use the term “bulbourethral.”
Talk About Digital Playground’s “Pirates” Day
A little story about the biggest porn movie of the century, “Pirates.”
Dani Daniels: It’s Like She’s Florence Nightingale or Something
Nurse Dani Daniels is an angel of mercy to a man who accidentally ingested his uncle’s boner pills. Gram Ponante (America’s Beloved Porn Journalist) says it happens more often than you’d think.
Fuck Thunderdome: Bonnie Rotten Is “Beyond Fucked”
Bonnie Rotten plays a sex-and-apocalypse-wizened bounty hunter in the movie Tommy Pistol was born to make.
AHF Unveils 4th HIV+ Performer Product, FSC Responds
The AHF reveals a John Doe in a specially-choreographed unveiling.
It Makes You Wonder How Quickly Jennifer White Went through the Old Black Stepdaddy
“I love the way my black stepdaddy comes inside my tight little pussy,” White says to no one in particular.
A Man Needs A “Maid To Order” or: A Tree Grows in Belle Noire
These maids more than compensate for their half-assed attention to detail with their whole asses.
Marital Aid Test Kitchen: Vampire Gloves from Love Bites
These aren’t the type of gloves to get into snowball fights with, unless your opponent is some kind of lifestyle submissive.
Mia Malkova: Carcharadon Carcharias
“You’re killing me,” Manuel Ferrara says to the great white Mia Malkova. “You’re like a shark.”
Porn Valley Fluid Exchange Moratorium Lifts Friday
Squatting to ring the ceremonial gong in the northern men’s room of the Lamplighter Restaurant in Chatsworth, Porn Valley Mayor Loup Perch-Tounge announced the lifting […]
How Does Being A Jukebox Hero Relate to Miami Milves? Well, It Doesn’t
Quick Summary: In this scene from “My Girlfriend’s Hot Mom 4,” there is neither a girlfriend nor is the woman getting fucked a mom. So the movie should be called “4.” Like the Foreigner Album.
Charlee Chase And Why We Can’t Be Sure of Anything Anymore, So Why Bother?
Sometimes a concept can be explained so articulately that people forget that it’s so simple that it never needed to be brought up at all. I feel that way about the recent spate of “Porn sex isn’t real sex” stories. Well No Shit. One need look no further than the title “Big Titty MILFs.”
Evil Angel Asks: How Do You Solve A Problem Like Alexis Texas?
…just imagine what a bunch of porn directors will do when considering the pliant, spongy form of Alexis Texas.
The “Naked Truth” about Alex Chance [video]
Alex Chance is all things to all people
California Condoms-in-Porn Bill Runs Out of Time while Moratorium Continues
A bill to require condoms on porn sets throughout California stalls while a Porn Valley filming moratorium continues in the wake of HIV infections
Dear Jehovah’s Witnesses: I Think I Know How You Will Answer the Question “Porn: Harmless or Toxic?”
It doesn’t matter how the left-handed spend their time; they’re going to Hell anyway.