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Work Ethic: Autumn Falls in “My Dirty Maid 11”

November 15, 2019 Gram the Man 0

How many times has Autumn Falls walked into a room to find an erection waiting there? Maybe 10,000 times?

“Love Emergency” Controversy Roils North Carolina Porn Giant

September 23, 2019 Gram the Man 0

Manufactured outrage even exists in the adult industry.

“Babysitters Take on Big Dicks 3,” Now with Patented Accumulation Technology

July 15, 2016 Gram the Man 0

My first porn review in several months reveals that people are still fucking in that house.

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Let’s Pretend “Rabbit-Proof Fence” Is A Filthy Thing To Say And Apply It to This Interview with Australian Porn Star Angela Whte

April 29, 2016 Gram the Man 0

Talking Internal Patriarchy Shots with Angela White

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Faster Babylon: JACKtheZIPPER Launches Podcast And Paysite

November 13, 2015 Gram the Man 0

“It’s weird, it’s creepy, it’s tragic — it’s the thrill that’ll wreck your life.”

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Consent for Ca$h: Abducting Chanel Preston

October 20, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Will Chanel Preston escape from her bondage peril at the hands of a Pro Villain?

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Manon of the Schwing!

September 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A thinly-veiled account of the Sarkozy administration, this film outlines the benefits of marrying women who are into orgies.

THE TURNING

How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love the Lesbian Apocalypse: “The Turning”

September 25, 2015 Gram the Man 0

A controversial movie that suggests lesbians weren’t born that way.

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From the Random Porn Title Generator: “Hardcore Pleasures”

September 17, 2015 Gram the Man 0

In Socialist Europe, you’re pretty sure they hose down the sofabed.

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Ho, Set A Watchman or: Learning To Not Overthink Your Porn Sequels

September 9, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe it’s not a coincidence that Harper Lee rhymes with Robby D.

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Today in Porn Talent: Calypsa Micca (and “Hot Girls Wanted”)

August 13, 2015 2

On the advice of counsel I recently watched the Netflix documentary “Hot Girls Wanted,” a very nice little snapshot of one way porn is done […]

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Today in Porn Talent: Taylor May (And Just Might)

August 5, 2015 Gram the Man 3

Women with verbs in their names are action-oriented.

“My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: An Alternative View

June 10, 2015 P. Weasels 2

Two guys review “My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: My Jaw Dropped When I Saw #4 (Hint: There Is No Number Four)

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How To Dehumidify Your European Debauchery Mansion

June 8, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Occasionally we need to leave in order to learn how to love.

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Apparently We’ve Reached Peak Stepmom

May 30, 2015 Gram the Man 0

When 40 percent of the nation’s top porn movies are about fucking your stepmom, you’ve got to wonder.

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Gangwife Hotbang But A Dead Moose

May 29, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Whether she’s cuckolding you or she’s your “hotwife,” the results are the same!

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It’s As If 60 Percent of the Earth’s Surface Is Ass

May 15, 2015 Gram the Man 1

Adriana Chechik’s ass is here for you.

Fap 5 Friday: Hotwife Centipede Edition

May 1, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Call It What You Want, But Your Wife Is Still Having Sex with Someone Else

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Fap 5 Friday: “Box” of “Chocolates” Edition

April 24, 2015 Gram the Man 0

You can’t spell Gump without Um…

Fap 5 Friday (April 10): Greek Easter Edition

April 10, 2015 Gram the Man 0

Maybe because it’s Easter and Passover, this week’s Fap 5 is surprisingly tame.

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