“This girl is half his age”—Faye Valentine
My first day as managing editor of AVN.com was five years ago this week. Naturally I felt a little odd that I would be writing […]
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I <3 Suckable
I thought for a second that she was giving birth and that the child was exiting the way Superman flies.
In space, no one can hear you, Screech
Until now, I had never watched a celebrity sex tape. It’s weird, though, because Screeched requires that each word be put in quotations. Dustin Diamond […]
“Girls Lie,” but I guess you knew that
“Girls Lie” was my favorite Eon McKai movie
Oh to live on Cameltoe Mountain
Mia Rose stars in Cream on My Cameltoe 2, possibly the most important film ever made, or at least its sequel. The Cameltoe Phenomenon is […]
Britney Rears 2: I Wanna Get Laid
Director: Will Rider Cast: Britney Rears, Sunny Lane, Jenaveve Jolie, Nadia Styles, Eva Angelina, Hillary Scott, Shy Love, Kapri Styles, Nyomi Marcela, Nikki Hilton As […]
Atomic Vixens: Escape from the Valley of the Sluts!
This movie is chock-full of pretty girls doing sassy, non-threatening things.
“The Da Vinci Load”
Studio: Hustler Director: Jerome Tanner Screenplay: Nelson X Cast: Missy Monroe, Haley Paige, Frank Bukkwyd, Evan Stone, Joey Hart, James Deen, Eva Angelina, Jasmine Tame, […]
Britney Rears 2: It Has Begun
The long national nightmare has ended, and Britney Rears has returned. It’s important at times like this to remember that we live in the greatest […]
Joe Gallant: “The machinery is weird.”
I spent some time immanentizing the eschaton with hippy freakout director Joe Gallant this week. Gallant, 48, has put together an impressive series of porn […]
Charlotte Stokely speaks in tongues
Hustler’s Barely Legal franchise has split off into several subcategories, including Corrupted, Diet, and Clear (for Scientologists). In the sixth installment of the Corrupted series, […]
“Arch Enemies”
Studio: Chatsworth Pictures Director: Cram and Grip Johnson Cast: Sierra Sinn, Brooklyn Night, Michelle Sweet, Deja Daire, Tyla Wynn, Desire Moore, Nicki Hunter, Genesis Skye, […]
“Neu Wave Hookers”—I dig it
I spoke with Eon McKai about Neu Wave Hookers, which I understand I am the first Person in the United States to have received. It’s […]
Because having actual Asians would ruin it
Janine and Sophia Santi star in Digital Playground’s Way of the Dragon, which is described as “a surreal journey through a sensual dreamscape of Asian […]