It’s no secret that jobs are scarce in all aspects of the entertainment industry, adult and (this is the polite term) non-adult alike. But Bethany St. James is hiring.
“I need someone to poke in my cameltoe,” the beautiful dancer-turned-escort-turned-porn performer most definitely did not say. “Sometimes my panties lay flat across my vulv, and I need someone to make a little vertical crease down there.”
Clothed shots of porn stars are the bane of the adult marketing industry. How can a publicity firm prove its clients have the movable parts necessary to accommodate STD-tested flesh?
“Like any reputable company providing public relations services to clients within the adult industry today,” says Acme Andersson of Rising Star PR, “we have a licensed and bonded cameltoe professional who is available to the talent 24 hours a day.”
Andersson’s company went on to say, in a statement:
VENICE, CA – Everything is coming together for Bethany St. James, with the final touches being put on a new website, an action-packed trip to Los Angeles and the ensuing media barrage only a week away, and she’s also gearing up for the Gentlemens Club Expo, which entertainers like Bethany will be prettying up Aug. 23 and 24 in Las Vegas.
The demand for Bethany’s time and attention has skyrocketed, whether it be gentlemens club owners and fans or those planning and making pilgrimages to Nevada to visit the starlet herself at Sheri’s Ranch. Her first public appearance to the already very curious entertainers and industry officials will be at the invitation-only launch party Aug. 22.
The beauty they are calling the First Lady of Legal Brothels has been such a hit that she can hardly respond to the barrage of emails. While she’s doing her best to meet the needs of every individual fans, she has found it necessary to reach out via the media to ensure that everyone has a chance to get to know more about their new favorite starlet.
Last week she appeared on Porn Life Radio, the current Xtreme magazine has an interview with her and later this month she’ll be appearing on Playboy Radio, Dr. Susan Block’s show as well as several other venues.
It is a belief among some adult marketing professionals that porn stars should not “give away the cow” in publicity photos. I don’t always agree, but I think this picture of Ms. St. James is particularly glamorous and suggestive. Imagine bumping up the dusty back roads of Pahrump, NV to find this juicy cameltoed nymph reclining on a tuffet in the muted lighting of the opulent Sheri’s Ranch complex?
But back to the cameltoe. A cameltoe suggests a pre-existing labial moisture, so that the thin fabric of the covering garment is sucked in and clings to the fleshy folds therein. It’s science.
“And sometimes cameltoes happen just that way,” St. James goes on to not say. “But after a long day of shooting, the last thing on my mind is vaginal moisture. So I need someone to gently create a cameltovian indentation in my panties. I suggest using a credit card.”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Tanner Mayes would walk a mile for a cameltoe; Oh to live on Cameltoe Mountain
See also: Sheri’s Ranch
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