Tanner Mayes is a firecracker, recently of age to drink legally, and a fan of clothing disappearing between her labia.
“I like cameltoes because they look so clean,” she said. “Like Pac-Man without eyes.”
- A version of this story first appeared on Peeperz.
Mayes, who can be seen doing just about anything to any number of people, in videos noted for the almost clinical exposure they give to every centimeter of Mayes’ small but efficient body, nevertheless extols the virtue of keeping things suggestive.
“There’s something about a vag that looks like the sandwich I just consumed for lunch that really turns me off,” she said.
Mayonnaisey?
“Cameltoes are cute,” she said. “I think of the word ‘peeper’. It’s even funner to lick inside and find their clit.”
It is then that I realized that Tanner Mayes and I, who normally agree on everything, have a different definition for Cameltoe. She thinks a cameltoe is a vagina with one lip longer than the other (and I admit I can see that), and I believe a cameltoe is a vagina (or balls) that is outlined and encroached upon by tight clothing.
I thought for a second that Mayes was showing a demureness that was utterly uncharacteristic when, in reality, she is probably getting ready to bite off my nose with her own cameltoe. Can we reconcile these differences?
“If there’s a man who can say or do the right things, I’m up for fucking,” she said.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: The Devil in Tanner Mayes; Oh to live on Cameltoe Mountain
See also: Tanner Mayes on Twitter
Just in case it comes up again: I believe that a set of balls that is outlined and encroached upon by tight clothing is properly called a mooseknuckle.
Next time you talk to Tanner Mayes, ask her what the right things to say are. I bet I can handle that.