Why .xxx is a shameful choice
“If you separate porn from the mainstream world, you put people in a position where it may embarrass them,” Myers said. “They may not want to go to a place where it’s clear what they’ve gone to see.”
Month: June 2010
Skin care tips from pasty porn stars: By the pool in Vegas
Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.
MontagFoto 6.28.10
As you can see, Shayla LaVeaux’s undercarriage is ready for business.
(You) and Lexi Belle
Lexi Belle is both pale and ripe, so the stunt cocks look as though they are gorillas fucking a quivering basket of peaches.
12 Nasty Girls Masturbating 16: Angry Men Zero
I will not fill out a Truth in Advertising violation on this movie, even though I don’t think these 12 women are nasty at all.
Lisa Ann: Back When Boobs Mattered
“When I started,” she said, “there was no such thing as a MILF. That job didn’t exist in porn.”
A “Jeannie” that wishes it were “Bewitched”
The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”
I think this nice Spanish lady is going to masturbate with a defused nuclear warhead
This is the only conclusion I can come up with from the boxcover, other than “I’ve always hated Whit Stillman.”
Bad Ass Frank: I’d Prather Not Be “Pimpin'”
Prather said his intended audience for this book is not industry insiders. “It’s written for the average person who thinks that the business is what [is portrayed] on HBO or G4.”
Rape-happy Incas and Dale DaBone’s Dick Pills
The reason why you don’t see every male porn performer in his twenties endorsing Viagra and Cialis is because they don’t need to advertise it.
Suicide Girls go to Maine, die there
A murder of Suicide Girls travels from Los Angeles to Maine for a photoshoot and are picked off one by one. Awesome.
Porn Week in Budapest or: How do you say “I’m going to Hell” in Magyar?
You know how we all become different people on vacation? Me, I grow a moustache and eat more cheese. So imagine what it must be like to roll into Budapest and fuck your way through Eastern Europe’s finest porn stars.
“Roseanne XXX”: Even working class porn parodies are supposed to be funny
Why is the Connors’ home decorated like a mead hall?
What does Jamye Waxman know about love?
“Sex is supposed to be fun,” Waxman said, “which is why I shy away from the word ‘expert’. That implies you’re done learning about the subject, and sometimes the thrill of it is improving on your mistakes.”
Is “The Bradys Meet the Partridge Family” better than “When Harry Met Sally” or “Alien Vs. Predator”?
This crossover is even better than when Gary Coleman as Arnold Drummond visited Ricky Schroeder on “Silver Spoons.” (UPDATE: I wrote this BEFORE Mr. Coleman died.)
Give me all your squirting or: When ZZ Top met “Priscilla, Queen of the Desert”
If it were Tanya Tate and Deauxma getting out of that ’34 Ford rather than ZZ Top, perhaps I would have made my nanny buy me the “Eliminator” album
Terri Summers is always covered in something
Do we remember people better once we’ve come on their faces? Will the National Institutes of Health give me a grant to find out?
Heavens to Nesty: Writing porn for a foreign audience
Because one of the first images I had of Nesty was of her being double-teamed in the turquoise waters of the Caribbean, I naturally thought a great headline would be “Take the Nesty Plunge.”
OSHA: Spanking Kayden Kross improves workplace morale
Today’s porn fans will put up with a lot for their three minutes of satisfaction 40 times a day: but never try to tell them that it’s easy to get a job.
Driver dies by sword, Dong remembered as “friend”
But Herbert Wong, who was just as wronged as Monica Burgos Beresford-Redman, won’t have the benefit of public sympathy because he is “Tom Dong.”