Deep up my MacBook’s ass
Gram’s MacBook broke, but a real man known how to do things longhand.
Month: August 2011
“You can’t flunk out of porn”
People should give Jimmy a quarter for each time they use “you can’t flunk out of porn” in conversation.
Free fornicatin’ friend follow Friday: Space Mountain
The week in free Twitter nudity
“Party of Feet 3”: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
Smell the Glove: When Julie Simone met Joe Gallant
Simone wears an expression that Gallant is wired to want to slap off her face.
MontagFoto 8.22.11—Kagney Linn Karter spurs construction, reflection
KLK is now burdened with fame, the hopes and dreams of the State of Missouri, and all the cares and breasts of a 24-year-old.
Snake doesn’t like fakir boobs
5760 some-odd years after the Garden of Eden, G-d finally punishes the snake. “How do you like those apples?” says Yahweh.
“Country Loving” with Haley Paige, but without the ranch dressing
Could it be that they loved each other so much that he didn’t have to prove it by blowing a load on her face?
Free fornicatin’ friend follow Friday: Lac gratiis
The week in free Twitter nudity
The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
Pornographers drop needle, load on classic album parodies
“We thought, ‘that whole album would be great as a porn movie.'”
Hot job: Bethany St. James’ Cameltoe Wrangler
Cameltoes aren’t just made by Fate, or God. Sometimes real people have to make them.
Madison Young & FurryGirl: Manufacturing milk, consent
Young is asking us to appeal to the better angels of our nature and to divorce the makeup and the dress from the factory they cover. Can we do it?
MontagFoto 8.15.11: Mika Tan is not filming “XXXcalibur”
Even in 2007, it was apparent that porn performance alone was not a sustainable career for most people.
“Jiggle them motherfuckers,” and other things you can say to people if you’re paying them
Isn’t the problem most people have with porn centered on the mistakes pornographers make trying to put romance into what is essentially a financial transaction?
“The Teacher 3”: Good Lay, Bad Person
“Teacher 3” is a great movie for people who like porn with a strong story, even if it casts doubt on America’s schools.
Everybody’s Gokkun: Kelly Shibari’s Libertarian bukkake
If Ron Paul’s influence can be felt at a bukkake, how far is he from capturing the hearts and minds of all Americans?
“Cherry”: Lorelei Lee writes about porn for a bigger screen
Lorelei Lee has co-written “Cherry,” the first mainstream movie about the porn industry written by a porn performer.
MontagFoto: Nikki Nievez makes it rain
Squirting is even more significant in the reclaimed desert that is Los Angeles: Squirting means hope.
Lexi Belle: Birthday Suit
Would you buy a house from this woman? I would. I’d buy two houses.