“Flashpoint X”: Back(draft) to the Future
In 2007, Wicked released a tenth anniversary edition of its 1998 movie “Flashpoint.” Calling it “Flashpoint X,” the extra year was for smokiness.
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Today in Cameltoes: Hoodie, Footie, Goody
On these cold Los Angeles winter nights, make sure your labia are cozy
Hot job: Bethany St. James’ Cameltoe Wrangler
Cameltoes aren’t just made by Fate, or God. Sometimes real people have to make them.
Gram Ponante shocker: “Post-natal abortions are not sexy”
“As long as they’re your own embryos you’ve been killing,” Ponante says, “I’ll still photograph you naked.”
Bad Taste: Three tales of how the porn industry creates its own problems
“The consumer could be the biggest loser” almost made me shit myself.
Officials: Bin Laden had porn stash, killed thousands of people
Among Osama bin Laden’s fairly extensive porn stash was a pirated copy of my “Facts of Life XXX.”
Vivid sort of agrees to stop harassing Octomom
Out of the goodness of its collective heart, Vivid will buy Suleman’s home for her anonymously and not tell anyone, ever.
Ponante shocked, pleased with “Facts of Life XXX” Academy Award nominations
“When I heard Gabourey Sidibe announce my name at 6 this morning, I almost shat,” said Ponante
AHF vs. AIM: What does winning look like?
If it were a boxing match (and it is) the media savvy and attention-hungry AIDS Healthcare Foundation (AHF) would have won the round
Rape-happy Incas and Dale DaBone’s Dick Pills
The reason why you don’t see every male porn performer in his twenties endorsing Viagra and Cialis is because they don’t need to advertise it.
“Rolls Royce of condoms” for the skull-conscious douchebag
And nothing says safe sex and responsible romance like two panthers circling a fucking skull.
Vivid to Nadya Suleman: I’m’a takes care of you, baby
While many people get into porn because they find the idea of it thrilling, the “gun to the head” that compels others is often dire economic need.
Porn: Dumbing it down for women
We can’t all live in this enlightened Chatsworth ivory tower
“Naked States”: The Origins of Spencer Tunick’s nudestack
Because I am base-minded and low, I was not able to walk away, for I had an erection.
Who’s watching the Sasha Grey?
Sasha Grey’s new production company with Oren Cohen (formerly of Tightfit and “Assraelis” fame), Grey Art, has excellent boxcover art evocative of low-fi comic books […]
Porn studios vie for Polanski/Geimer reunion video
Roman Polanski, the Oscar-winning director and international fugitive who was arrested on a 31-year-old U.S. warrant in Switzerland this weekend, has not responded to what […]
Porn Valley signage: Which is real?
Following yesterday’s shocking discovery that AVN had Photoshopped (do I still need to capitalize that?) its logo onto a building owned by someone else for […]
AVN buys Olympia Financial, secures rockstar courthouse parking
Years ago I worked at AVN, a trade publication for the adult industry. Today, while visiting the neighborhood after Sindee Jennings squirted on my glasses (more […]
Intrigue: Stormy’s political advisor hit with car bomb
What appears to have been a bomb destroyed the vehicle of Brian Welsh, political advisor to Stormy Daniels, in New Orleans Monday. Daniels, whom I […]
Sex mit Stoya macht frei
Stoya is being coy-a about the rumor that Marilyn Manson shaved a swastika on her pubes. “Well gosh Grams,” she said, “I have yet to […]