Pornografica in Espanol? Si, se puede! [interview]
“…If Univision distributed porn we would be doing huge numbers…”
“…If Univision distributed porn we would be doing huge numbers…”
Until now, Big Porno has missed the boat(lift) on catering to Spanish-speaking fans.
It’s important to remember that, when you take a photo of Kristina Rose, she is more than likely to be taking pictures of herself.
People don’t need fewer nudes in their Inboxes; they need curated nudes
“…so many people (who don’t write porn) talk about how easy it is to write a porn script…”
Any poor shmoe can tell you that there is nothing more lonely than being loved “like a friend.” Follow hapless Anthony Rosano as he tries to break free of “The Friend Zone” in this excellent couples’ film from New Sensations.
“But we so wanted to see Tara Lynn Foxx as Jenny in the ‘Singled Out’ parody,” a spokesperson for the McCarthy family did not say.
“I doubt everyone,” says trophy wife/drug moll Stormy. It’s because she hasn’t yet learned to love herself.
Whippet-thin pornstress Naomi and one of many cameras that loved her
MCMURPHY
She ain’t honest.
SPIVEY
Miss Ratched is one of the finest nurses we have in this institution.
MCMURPHY
She likes a rigged game.
‘I’ve been tied up and sodomized and felt less humiliated than when [I was] working in an escrow house.’
If an actor is but an instrument of the script, Bartholet is the biggest tool there is. In fact, he should be called Home Depothelet.
Just because we can be proficient with the tools of our trade, we don’t have to like them.
Nyomi Banxxx acts up a storm as a corrupt cop in “Training Day XXX,” but Tommy Gunn is about to learn the hard way not to brown-nose.
When you see Julia Ann’s lush (but headless) frame on the cover of “jessica drake’s Guide to Female Masturbation,” it won’t be female masturbation you’re thinking about. I mean Damn. If she looks this good with half a head, think about how she’ll look with the whole thing.
Producers missed out when not including any footage from “Wired Pussy”
“When it comes down to it—who’s fucking what and who’s fucking who and whatnot—it’s all porn.”
Felix Vicious and Justine Joli shamelessly flashing yours truly in their cruelty.
“Jaws XXX 3D” is at least as good as “Jaws 3D” and better than “Jaws 4.” In fact, “Jaws 4” made “Jaws 3” look like “Jaws 2.”
“These are the hottest bitches in the world, and they all have penises,” Domino Presley says.
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