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MittwochFoto 2.1.12—Well, the food was really good

If it were a choice, I'd skip the meal

It bears repeating that porn is a job, and one of the perks of a job is free food. After all, even in most agreed-upon hierarchies of needs, food still beats sex.

Here are the delicious Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan at Hustler’s 35th anniversary party in July of 2009. I was reminded of this event during the recent XBiz Awards, held at an adjacent hangar at the Santa Monica Airport.

Rose and Jordan joined a dozen other women who were paid a hundred bucks to walk around naked for the gala event.

You might say, “Grams, $100 is far too little to pay the lovely Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan,” and I would agree; that they didn’t invoice Larry & Co. for an additional $500 for the indignity of parking their machine-crafted and award-winning asses on rental hangar chairs speaks to their humanitarian nature.

Through it all, those guys kept eating.

And why shouldn’t they? They see naked women every day as part of their jobs, but how often does someone spring for dinner (or parking)?

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Hustler’s Inferno

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