Revenge Lack-of-Porn: Ex Hustler Employee Remembers Larry Flynt
Larry Flynt, who died in February at 78, liked Sean Carnage. But Life with Larry wasn’t always pleasant.
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Larry Flynt’s “Right To Be Left Alone”
Wheels Up, Larry Flynt
Hello, Gamelink: I Am Your Industry Veteran
Gram signs on as editor of Gamelink’s Naked Truth and reluctantly admits that he is an “industry veteran.”
You Are Sullen And Listless, Tawny Tyler. Also: You’re hired
In “Barely Legal 133,” the lush yet petite Tawny Tyler sullenly polishes a caulking gun amongst the paint cans. That’s right: She does.
Stop Looking At Me, Ashli Orion: It’s Tacky If You’re Supposed To Be in Love with That Other Guy
Hustler enters the Romance Porn market with “True Love Stories,” and that’s great, but I can’t help but wonder if they’re really in love when all Ashli Orion does is look at me.
The Elements of Porn Style: Universal Vagina
A vagina is still a vagina, even if you can’t look all the way up it.
MontagFoto 5.14.12—Hustler’s Last Contract Girl
Some companies still have contract stars, similar to the way that some people still use ICQ
MittwochFoto 2.1.12—Well, the food was really good
Food sits atop most hierarchies of needs
MontagFoto 12.5.11—Memphis Monroe’s Choky Christmas
If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.
Jesse Jane blames quitting rumors on broken hyphen
Jesse Jane quells resignation rumors by re-signing, perhaps resignedly.
A World Lit Only By Fire On High: “Conan” set free by ELO
“Conan” combines the cheese of a Jim Holliday 90’s-era classic with all the regrettable tattoos, piercings, implants, gym memberships, greenscreens, and bald pussies today’s porn consumers crave. “Conan” is a fun throwback.
Boxcover of the Week: Franks And Beans
Sorry, Fellas: he’s married.
MontagFoto 5.2.11—Dubious Edition
Might the porn industry salvage from the shame of the “Flintstones” parody a searing and erotic political satire called “Yabba-Abbottabad-Do?
Aiden Starr: Post-Legal Performance Artist
If Aiden Starr is past 21 and still showing up in “Barely Legal” movies, does that mean all those milves don’t have offspring waiting at home?
The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year
Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks
My Christmas Wish, by Gram Ponante
If your vagina were Christmas, I would ruin it.
MontagFoto 11.8.10
It’s important to note that Orion, then 19, was not only actually barely legal but also legitimately new to porn as she stood on a deck looking north over Porn Valley.
Heavy-breathing cameraman on “Barely Legal” spinoff is barely audible
If, after all this time, you have become desensitized to the creepiness implied by the title “Barely Legal,” have no fear. “Barely Legal: Baby Fat,” which further suggests a time when these women were not legal, is here.
Pornollaneous 10.21.10: Penthouse, Playboy, Hustler
Like the way the Gideons distribute Bibles to hotel rooms, I imagine there is a service that places waterlogged, sticky, and dog-eared gentlemen’s magazines in the woods behind schools.
Pornollaneous 10.7.10
“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”