“Twilight Zone” porn parody OK, but not a Serling achievement
“The Twilight Zone” porn parody follows the theme of much of Thomas’ free love era-inspired ouevre: Sexual repression fucks people up.
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Pornollaneous 9.30.10
The weight of a memory she never witnesses is about to be given a new shape
Blue Movie: 3D “Avatar XXX” fights piracy while mixing species
The Na’bi discover the humans’ treachery and overthrow them, a storyline representative of Hustler’s longstanding support of indigenous cultures. But how come everything wasn’t blue?
Tanner Mayes Won’t Fight Nature
“I’ve been this way as long as I can remember,” Mayes says. “I used a Ken doll’s head to rub against my clit to get myself off. Is that sexy?”
“Glee” porn parody both is and ain’t
It would have been a bold act of splitting the difference for director Braun to throw in a bi/interracial/wheelchair three-way. To the tune of “Red Barchetta.”
A “Jeannie” that wishes it were “Bewitched”
The best character in the movie is Alec Knight as Major Healy. Played by Bill Daily in the original, Knight nevertheless does a flawless Paul Lynde impression. Maybe he thought it was “Bewitched.”
“This Ain’t Star Trek 2 XXX: The Butterfly Effect” or “This Ain’t ‘Wrath of Khan,’ either”
All I wanted from this NC(C)-17(01) adaptation of “Star Trek 2” was that the Ricardo Montalban character not be called “Khunt.”
The Devil In Tanner Mayes
I spent a pleasant afternoon with a naked Tanner Mayes, her tiny dog, and Satan. Mayes made the biggest impression.
Getting creepy with Tanner Mayes
This photo suggests that Tanner’s nipples come right off. But they don’t. It doesn’t mean one should ever quit trying.
Working blue: Porn and mainstream movie industries learn from one other
If Hollywood can cash in on the small-breast niche, might porn benefit from Scientology?
Before America was America: Your people call it porn, We call it Tanner Mayes
Tanner Mayes is the reason a lot of us came to California in the first place.
“Barely Legal” teaches teen empowerment
“Barely Legal” unveils the biggest asset to progressive feminism since The Spice Girls
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin”: It’s about time we got some class around here
“Hollywood’s Nailin’ Palin” is a much better franchise reboot than Edward Norton’s “The Incredible Hulk.”
Kayden Kross Is the Rabbit Girl
“You want me to talk about my money? Like what do I do with it? Oh! You said ‘bunny‘”
Turn It Off!: George C. Scott in “Hardcore”
“Hardcore” really is like a Porn Valley Chamber of Commerce pamphlet brought to life. But could it be too magical?
Andre Madness: The Last Man Working in Porn
This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.
What we can learn from "The Barbary Coast"
Recently I finished Herbert Asbury’s 1939 book “The Barbary Coast: An Informal History of the San Francisco Underworld,” and it gave me an idea about […]
Letterman porn to be shot this weekend?
Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably. Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just […]
"One Day at a Time" porn parody finally finds its B story
Next week I am attending the filming of Hustler’s porn parody “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX 2: Fonzie Luvs Pinky.” You ask, “Grams, when will […]
Puckered Up: The Anal Game Show
Studio: HustlerDirector: Richard de MontfortCast: Sasha Grey, Amber Rayne, Trinity Post, Maxi, Michelle Avanti, Missy Stone, Daisy Strong Portions of this review also appeared on […]