Today in Porn Valley

MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose

When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina

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Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?

Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?

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Skating away: Behind the scenes with Sunny Lane

Gram Ponante shares some candid photos of Sunny Lane at various periods of her porn career, including a backstage video from “The Flying Pink Pig”

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Creepos at a Roller Rink: Shot by Kern

Professional models face some of the same challenges pornstresses do, but the former have a lower Creep Tolerance

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

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Show a porn star you love her—with cash and gifts!

Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.

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Pornonymous: Ava Rose

I know I join everyone who reads this site in wishing Ava Rose a healthy delivery and a fantastic new life with her son.

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The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2″

The women of “Curvaceous 2″ are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.

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Not-so-secret porn societies: the XRCO

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

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Pornsaints deep in the heart of Texas (without the clap)

Still, these haloed interpretations of Kylie Ireland, Ava and Mia Rose, and the divine Dana Vespoli just made me transfigure in my pants.

Today in Porn Valley

Sunset Thomas gives comfort to aging punks

There’s something about a gracefully aging porn star, maybe sadder but wiser, that seems to give comfort to aging men.

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The Extra-Virgin Ava Rose

I should probably dip my bread in Ava the next time I go to Papa Gino’s.

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The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009

In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.

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Right up the middle with Alexis Texas

Alexis Texas proves that moderation is key in all things, particularly in haunch position. Take a look at The KLK, Texas, and Liliane Tiger and their respective ass positions in “Unseasoned Players,” “Buttwoman Returns,” and “Ass Fukt” and you will see that the savvy Texas neither sticks her ass high in the air nor makes [...]

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Adventures on the Open Internet with Ava Rose

This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, triple-fisting, fecal bukkake (I call this fekkake), Cthulhu-tentacle nostrilingus (I call this business as usual), and the sensitive couples’ pornography of Paul Little when Burbank’s terms of use clearly state: [...]

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Adam & Eve debuts Ford hybrid

Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting as a perfect synthesis of the two. It is as if North Carolina scientists, having failed to determine how humanity descended from Adam & Eve 6,000 years ago, turned their [...]

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“Big Wet Asses” aren’t just about the big wet asses anymore

Precision is the enemy of grabbing as many handfuls of hot, greased women as possible.

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Big Wet Asses 15

Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete “Careful, don’t split it,” says Gianna to Michael Stefano in her first anal scene. Gianna Michaels is one of those people whose pornic assets are as apparent and compelling no [...]

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Gram Through the Ages

Coming Events of Personal Interest to Gram

January 10
The 10th Annual XBiz Awards
The Barker Hangar at Santa Monica Airport
3021 Airport Ave. #203, Santa Monica, CA
Hosted by jessica drake and Kayden Kross

January 21
The 29th Annual AVN Awards
The Joint at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino, Las Vegas
Hosted by Bree Olson and Sunny Leone

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