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FIP: They Just Fit Better

May 26, 2026 Gram the Man 0

Natural light, dubious fabric

Kristina rose, 2009, by Gram Ponante

Anatomy of an Oil Orgy

June 30, 2020 Gram the Man 4

Sometimes you need to turn turmoil into a big butt oil orgy.

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Gestation Is the New MILF: “Pregger Coeds”

July 18, 2013 Gram the Man 0

Does fetish porn begin at conception?

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Alexis Texas at Adam & Eve makes great sense

October 2, 2012 Gram the Man 1

…the recent contract Adam & Eve awarded Alexis Texas means both recognition and stability. Texas is really good at what she does on screen, and she is great engaging with fans when only camera phones are present.

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MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet

July 30, 2012 Gram the Man 1

When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets

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Game of Thrones: A Gallery of Toilet-Adjacent Porn Stars

June 6, 2012 Gram the Man 1

“Winter is coming,” she said, flushing demurely

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MittwochFoto: Ava Rose is both boobious and dubious

February 29, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Just because we can be proficient with the tools of our trade, we don’t have to like them.

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MittwochFoto 2.1.12—Well, the food was really good

February 1, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Food sits atop most hierarchies of needs

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MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose

November 28, 2011 Gram the Man 4

When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina

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Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?

September 19, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?

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Skating away: Behind the scenes with Sunny Lane

June 26, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Gram Ponante shares some candid photos of Sunny Lane at various periods of her porn career, including a backstage video from “The Flying Pink Pig”

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MontagFoto 6.13.11—Ava Rose and Alexa Jordan

June 13, 2011 Gram the Man 1

I was on my way to the promised land

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Creepos at a Roller Rink: Shot by Kern

April 22, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Professional models face some of the same challenges pornstresses do, but the former have a lower Creep Tolerance

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The 2010 Ropey Volley Awards—Movies of the Year

December 29, 2010 Gram the Man 3

Because there’s more than one way women can get ropey volleys lobbed across their faces and necks

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Show a porn star you love her—with cash and gifts!

December 3, 2010 Gram the Man 6

Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.

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Pornonymous: Ava Rose

November 11, 2010 Gram the Man 2

I know I join everyone who reads this site in wishing Ava Rose a healthy delivery and a fantastic new life with her son.

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The Deeper the Quicksand (or so I have read): “Curvaceous 2”

July 16, 2010 Gram the Man 4

The women of “Curvaceous 2” are more like Vargas beauties painted on the noses of WWII planes.

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Not-so-secret porn societies: the XRCO

April 6, 2010 Gram the Man 1

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

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Pornsaints deep in the heart of Texas (without the clap)

March 3, 2010 Gram the Man 0

Still, these haloed interpretations of Kylie Ireland, Ava and Mia Rose, and the divine Dana Vespoli just made me transfigure in my pants.

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Sunset Thomas gives comfort to aging punks

February 18, 2010 Gram the Man 0

There’s something about a gracefully aging porn star, maybe sadder but wiser, that seems to give comfort to aging men.

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