As America’s foremost critic of pornographic and pornotextual material (it even says so on my parking space), I am often asked, upon writing an unfavorable review of a movie, what right I have to say so if I have never directed or performed in a pornographic movie? A reasonable question if one disregards the following [...]

Here is an image from the movie Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, which I just reviewed for an upcoming issue of the adult trade journal XBiz Premiere. What assumptions can you make about the movie by looking at this picture? There sure is a lot to think about! I’d like you to tell me. [...]

Since it’s only April and the heat is already at record-breaking levels here in Porn Valley, what better way to celebrate the slow roasting of the oceans than to talk with Alaska’s own Ava Rose, contract star for Adam & Eve and, if there could be a contract star of the pants, well, there too. [...]

Ava Rose’s spread (that was just the best word available; I didn’t mean to sound filthy) in April’s Penthouse is reminiscent of the look of a certain New York-bashing children’s author circa 1989, when Rose was three. The delightful Adam & Eve contract star frolicked through a virtual French country house to achieve the combination [...]

I spoke at length with Ava Rose in her Silver Lake home yesterday. Our discussion ranged from why her dog was humping my leg to why I shouldn’t feel threatened when the dog started humping a bigger, thicker table leg. “He likes you,” she said. I should use that excuse the next time I hump [...]

I am not saying that the Porno-Industrial Complex does not deserve to honor itself or that pornfolk do not deserve recognition for their hard work, but I can’t shake the feeling that adult awards shows, with their Lifetime Achievement honors and Man of the Year trophies, seem like kids dressing up in their parents’ oversized [...]

North Carolina porn concern Adam & Eve joined with a local Habitat for Humanity to build a house for a formerly unlucky family, and they didn’t construct it from copies of Tailgunners, either. I asked A&E public relations director Katy Zvolerin if the Hillsborough family knew that part of their new home was constructed by [...]

I attended last evening’s Night of 101 Girls and found it pretty O.K. There seemed to be no occasion for the party, other than I recently got my hair cut, but sponsors L.A. Direct Models, Vivid, Skinnie Magazine, and Effen Vodka nevertheless put on a brave face and threw a party anyway. Read more after [...]

In my short time in Los Angeles I have seen some favorite clubs come and go, and their replacements come and go. The several square miles comprising the blocks bounded by Vermont and Highland to the east and west and Franklin and Sunset on the north and south have changed significantly in my six years [...]