Here is an image from the movie Carolina Jones and the Broken Covenant, which I just reviewed for an upcoming issue of the adult trade journal XBiz Premiere. What assumptions can you make about the movie by looking at this picture? There sure is a lot to think about! I’d like you to tell me.
Aside from some of the commenters in this post and this post, I feel that my readers are the smartest humans who happen to also be interested in porn of any website, and I think that each one of you, based on your assumptions about this image, could pitch and sell a perfectly good porn movie, because the rest of Carolina Jones, much as I dig Ava Rose and Bree Olson, certainly isn’t one.
Previously: Sherman on Czech chicks, Lorena Sanchez
See also: Adam & Eve
I got nothin’. I just get the feeling that, for whatever reason, anyone with an ironic marmot tattoo wouldn’t be finding themselves in the unenviable position of being part of a cadre of subservient sex-slaves to some young Thurston Howell-esque Eurotrash.
–JR
Yes, YES, JR, but where do you take the story from THERE? What unfortunate dice roll landed Marmotress in the clutches of Thurston? THAT is your story. Now pursue it!