We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.
Alexis Texas at Adam & Eve makes great sense
…the recent contract Adam & Eve awarded Alexis Texas means both recognition and stability. Texas is really good at what she does on screen, and she is great engaging with fans when only camera phones are present.
“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth
I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80′s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.
Welcome to Spurta: “The Four”
Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.
Cherry Torn, Michael Jackson, and the collective unconscious
I am known for being particularly well-Jung
Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]
I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.
No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”
It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.
Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]
Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career
Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?
Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?
“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one
What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.
Your squirting will be legendary—even in Hell
“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”
Labor Day in Porn Valley
I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”
“Yes,” he says.
MontagFoto 7.11.11—Slurpee Day for Carmen Luvana
Of course, no one does cocaine in the porn industry anymore. It’s all straightedge now.
MontagFoto 4.18.11
Nudity, like vaginas, has an ephemeral, elastic, and subjective value
Inari Vachs: The “Harder” They Fall (“They” meaning “Loads”)
“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs
Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
Nina Hartley: I’m Your Fan
“I was pretty sure what I liked and hated before I got to porn, one of the many advantages of waiting until I was 25 before starting.”


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