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Stagger Lee, A Rented Pig, And A Bucket of Blood

March 7, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Her name is Sasha Grey, and the pig’s name was Apple.

Master Of O

Gentleman/collar: Ernest Greene’s Masterful “Master of O”

September 5, 2014 Gram the Man 0

“Everyone is aware of limits, so that when the limits get breached there is a reckoning.”

Aiden Starr And Jessie Andrews “Show Me How” To Appear the Same Height [set visit]

October 9, 2013 Gram the Man 0

“I have something else for you to do,” Starr tells Andrews. “Me.”

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Talk About Digital Playground’s “Pirates” Day

September 20, 2013 Gram the Man 1

A little story about the biggest porn movie of the century, “Pirates.”

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“D3viance”: The 3 is for syllables

October 26, 2012 Gram the Man 0

We’re watching masters at work, and they need room to spread out.

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Alexis Texas at Adam & Eve makes great sense

October 2, 2012 Gram the Man 1

…the recent contract Adam & Eve awarded Alexis Texas means both recognition and stability. Texas is really good at what she does on screen, and she is great engaging with fans when only camera phones are present.

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“Buffy XXX” is a Hershey Highway to the Hellmouth

June 10, 2012 Gram the Man 0

I feel like every 18-year-old pornstress cast in a parody of some 80’s sitcom she’s never seen. No, not my champagne glass doughball breasts and my vagina that smells like watermelon bubblegum: a blank slate.

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Welcome to Spurta: “The Four”

February 10, 2012 Gram the Man 3

Perhaps the indifferent gods stood by while the Persians killed their husbands, but at least “The Four” still have their nipples.

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“Pretty Tied Up” is hard—and easy—to beat

December 16, 2011 Gram the Man 0

This movie delivers exactly what the title promises

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Cherry Torn, Michael Jackson, and the collective unconscious

November 4, 2011 Gram the Man 4

I am known for being particularly well-Jung

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Submit to be tied: “The Truth About O” [video]

October 14, 2011 Gram the Man 3

I don’t need to tell you how comfortable and life-affirming it is to sit with scantily-clad women as they giggle, tweet, text, take photos of each other, and shove candy in their mouths.

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No-Guilt Titillation in “Grindhouse XXX”

September 30, 2011 Gram the Man 3

It was boobs mixed with low expectations that made grindhouse films a cherished bit of Americana.

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Andy San Dimas: How I didn’t ruin her career [video]

September 28, 2011 Gram the Man 3

Andy San Dimas talks about MILF birthrate, sterility, alcoholism, and how my gaffe helped her career

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Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?

September 19, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?

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“Killer Bodies”: Tori Black is an army of one

September 9, 2011 Gram the Man 1

What do you really know about the professions of thuggery and mind control? Maybe those people naturally have sex all the time.

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Your squirting will be legendary—even in Hell

September 8, 2011 Gram the Man 1

“Your suffering will be legendary,” he tells Kirsty Cotton, who steadfastly refuses to be naked throughout the series, “even in Hell.”

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Labor Day in Porn Valley

September 5, 2011 Gram the Man 1

I turn to a colleague and say, “Her ass is like a miracle of science.”

“Yes,” he says.

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MontagFoto 7.11.11—Slurpee Day for Carmen Luvana

July 11, 2011 Gram the Man 4

Of course, no one does cocaine in the porn industry anymore. It’s all straightedge now.

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MontagFoto 4.18.11

April 18, 2011 Gram the Man 0

Nudity, like vaginas, has an ephemeral, elastic, and subjective value

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Inari Vachs: The “Harder” They Fall (“They” meaning “Loads”)

April 1, 2011 Gram the Man 0

“Vanilla Sky” meets “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest” in the vagina of Inari Vachs

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