Alexis Ford and gloryhole “Improvement”
Jay Ashley’s Sal reminds me of the unkempt line art guy in Alex Comfort’s “The Joy of Sex.”
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Today in porn swag: Have a cigar
Was it Kevin Sorbo? No, that was “Hercules: The Legendary Adventures.” Fabio? No, the guy who looked like Fabio. Armand Assante? No. Adnan Khashogghi? No. Who the f – ? LORENZO LAMAS.
Teagan Presley in “Control”: the Ingenue Has Left the Building
“Teagan Takes Control” succeeds in that everyone looks good at all times, especially Teagan, who suddenly seems like a real, and therefore sexier, person on screen
Nina Hartley: I’m Your Fan
“I was pretty sure what I liked and hated before I got to porn, one of the many advantages of waiting until I was 25 before starting.”
Women who “Love Squirts 2” much
What makes Carla Cox, Charley Chase, and Lexi Love squirt? Could it be the alliteration or the gallons of water they drank just before the scene?
Your fantastic tits don’t make you a college professor, Daphne Rosen
That’s like when I was 2, ate all the fudge, had chocolate all over me, and told my mother the dog had shat on my face.
Sound-down PornTM: Toil, trouble, and teeth in “American Made”
As America’s Beloved Porn Journalist, I am delighted to tell you that most porn stars are much cooler in person than they seem in their movies, where they can often appear retarded.
“Rawhide II: Dirty Deeds” – Hey lady, that’s not ranch dressing!
One of the many testaments to the thoughtful direction and restraint of “Rawhide II” is that it wasn’t named “Boner-anza.”
Today in Porn Swag: “Dirty Deeds” nails Palin
I look forward to watching this movie but, contrary to what you might assume from the boxcover, neither Bree Olson nor Kayden Kross has sex with a horse.
Kayden Kross Is the Rabbit Girl
“You want me to talk about my money? Like what do I do with it? Oh! You said ‘bunny‘”
The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Andre Madness: The Last Man Working in Porn
This is a business like any other. It’s what people not working in porn don’t seem to understand about it.
Thank you Charley Chase
“You have gorgeous boobs,” said Kayden Kross to Charley Chase. And not only does Kayden Kross know from good boobs, but she also knows good alliteration when she sees it.
Adam & Eve debuts Ford hybrid
Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting […]
Getting physical with Bree Olson
Today, in a warehouse in downtown Los Angeles, Bree Olson took a mousy, fearful college girl and turned her into some sex-caked harlot who will […]
The Way things are going, they’re gonna Krossify me
Kayden Kross gets crucified, it’s true, but it’s one of those naked crucifixions. Not only that, but one of the stations of the Kross is […]
Today in porn swag: The 8th Day is a work of (Ohio) Art
Today I watched director Ren Savant’s “The 8th Day,” which should clean up at the various awards-granting shows next year and for which I will […]
The 8th Day
How bad can the end of the world be if it’s got Kayden Kross in it?
On the cutting room floor with Kayden Kross
I recently conducted an interview with Kayden Kross for a respected gentlemen’s magazine (the kind whose pages absorb the ejaculate rather than allow it to […]
"The Five" has ten boobs, but what does it mean?
I recently watched Adam & Eve’s “The Five” and, despite the numerology craze sweeping the adult industry in preparation for the End Times, was unable […]