Your fantastic tits don’t make you a college professor, Daphne Rosen

I said the same thing to Noam Chomsky, even calling him Daphne Rosen.

Some porn movies strain credibility as much as the astounding Daphne Rosen strains her garments. Playing a college professor, Rosen explains to a friend how she lured a student “to the massage area of the school.”

The massage area? That’s like when I was 2, ate all the fudge, had chocolate all over me, and told my mother the dog had shat on my face.

In “Cougars of Boobsville,” (and who would go to the University of Boobsville?) Rosen explains to Alex Gonz that she wants him to do well in class. You can imagine where it goes from there.

Perhaps if I had seen this movie when I was 15 I would have had more motivation to do well on my PSATs.