This scene from “Debbie Does Dallas” made me wonder if David Suton made it out alive.

So many porn performers define themselves by how they are different from the general population—bigger, bustier, tinier, younger, crazier. Today I talk with the beautiful and intriguing Siri, who tops from the middle.

Are you saying I need to come to my own conclusions but that—perhaps—people shouldn’t be so goddamned outraged over everything? That one way of taking power away from detractors is to use their own tools against ourselves and, emerging unscathed, win?

But what does this photograph say about depictions of Cenobites?

Gram speaks with the namesake of Kelly Shibari’s Big Beautiful Bukkake And Blowjob Show

You will notice that Lakehurst is not a delicate flower, and the zaftig firecracker is short enough so that her heavy, natural breasts, when placed on a low, glass-topped table at a sushi restaurant, expand from the ginger to the wasabi.

“If any of these women appear in an anal scene in just one more movie, consumers will know their anuses haven’t been annihilated and will want their money back.”

I will be liveblogging Sabrina Deep’s Gangbang this weekend. One thing to remember on such sets is that you really need to breathe through your mouth.

Roseanne: The XXX Parody

Studio: Dream Zone Enertainment
Director: Jim Enrght
Starring: Kelly Shibari, Tim von Swine, Violet Monroe, Jules Sterling, Vin Vercose, Kayla Paige, Kris Slater, Dylan Ryder, Johnny Castle, Jack Lawrence

This review originally appeared on Fleshbot

The Connor family gathers for Thanksgiving and, Cinemax-style, employs a generic soundtrack and uses phone calls and flashbacks to set up sex scenes that could have taken place in any movie, but for the lovely Violet Monroe’s plaid shirt.

For some reason the gang is gathered in a room outfitted like a mead hall, underlining a production that didn’t try too hard. When Jack Lawrence steps in for a scene (set up via phone) in a jail, we sense that he was hired simply because he already owned a cop uniform.

It is sad that Alix Lakehurst has decided to postpone her move to California. But to have both Lakehurst and April Flores in the same area code might interfere with certain zoning laws, and the City of Angels would be leveled by Total Boob Devastation^TM

That’s like when I was 2, ate all the fudge, had chocolate all over me, and told my mother the dog had shat on my face.

“You should buy the movie,” Flores said. “I orgasm really hard a bunch of times and squirt all over the fire escape.”

If you were Delbert Grady, wouldn’t you like to correct Alix Lakehurst? And what is it about hotel hallways that makes women so vulnerable?

They put on a little show of yanking and straining against one another, these evil, delicious women, and yet I am left with no names. UPDATE: They are Shay Lynn and Jaded Dawn