The Ropey Volley Awards: Gram’s Dirty Dozen of 2009
In a very real way, all porn is good. But the following titles were better.
Ava Rose
Right up the middle with Alexis Texas
Alexis Texas proves that moderation is key in all things, particularly in haunch position. Take a look at The KLK, Texas, and Liliane Tiger and […]
Adventures on the Open Internet with Ava Rose
This morning America requires me to be in beautiful downtown Burbank. But how can I post my usual musings on rape, bestiality, gaping, milk enemas, […]
Adam & Eve debuts Ford hybrid
Former girls-only performer Alexis Ford is Adam & Eve’s newest contract girl, filling out the triumpornate built on Kayden Kross and Bree Olson, and acting […]
“Big Wet Asses” aren’t just about the big wet asses anymore
Precision is the enemy of grabbing as many handfuls of hot, greased women as possible.
Big Wet Asses 15
Studio: Elegant Angel Director: William H Cast: Gianna Michaels, Ava Rose, Mia Rose, Julia Ann, Kimberly Kane, Michael Stefano, Manuel Ferrara, James Deen, Mr. Pete […]
I will be your thug, Ava Rose
I am so sick of Twitter I feel I will pop an aneurysm. Still, a photo Ava Rose posted of herself elicited the following response […]
Hustler’s Inferno
I do not think they will giggle and squeal to me – T.S. Eliot
Ava Rose: Last, butt not greased
A while ago I attended the filming of a movie called (at least it was that day) Big Butt Oil Orgy….
Oral fixations at Erotica LA
You know, I just find it odd that they’re both eating lollipops. Does it help them to concentrate? Also, doesn’t the woman on the right […]
Gonzo girls protest 747 "ghetto"
As first reported on this site, the new 747 area code overlay for Porn Valley will take effect in May, and the issue of who […]
Same time last year: Eight Is Not Enough Edition
Notable events this week: Now that Vivid has become vulgar, I wonder if Max Hardcore is going to start directing tender jailhouse features with character […]
Bobbi Starr: Heart in the clouds, head in the toilet
Is it a crush if you want someone to put your head down a toilet while he fucks you? Bobbi Starr refers to it as […]
Stoya in ancient times or: Everything old is (Best) new (Starlet) again
It is true that Stoya won this year’s Best New Starlet award at AVN, but it is also true that she appeared in Winkytiki’s Man’s […]
Mini-review: Shades of Romona
Studio: Adam & EveDirector: Vien SavioCast: Ava Rose, Sasha Grey, Mandy Morbid, The Love Twins, Annabelle Lee, Alektra Blue, Charlie Laine, Joey Brass, Tony DeSergio […]
Today in porn disgruntlement: Adam & Eve
I received an e-mail this morning from a person calling himself (I assume it was a he) “Barock Odrama.” The letter concerned his grievances with […]
Party report: The Cropping and flogging of O
HOLLYWOOD — It’s 90 degrees out, the hills are on fire, and I’m wearing leather pants. I’m walking west on Sunset Blvd. feeling ornery. I’ve […]
O2: The Surrender of O
Regardless, as a sex film, as a lifestyle documentary, and as a flesh-packed, English-language telenovela, O2: The Surrender of O is, like its predecessor, another porn movie that transcends its genre. Remember: Come for the Nina, stay for the Bree.
All we want is what’s beyond Roller Dollz
In April of this year I traveled to a place called Glendale on the very edge of Los Angeles, just past Thunderdome on the way […]
“Roller Dollz” cop a wheel
With plenty of outside shots of millennial Malibu and the joy of watching eight girls in a rollergangbang on a Glendale parquet floor, RollerDollz will drain your ball bearings.