“Some day,” I said, “I will have a couch like that, where I don’t have to scrunch up on it.”

You know that thing about the abyss and how you look into it and it looks into you? Check out the abyss on Kristina Rose as we take pictures of each other

Do you root for Dana DeArmond? I root for Dana DeArmond.

It was May, 2006, a year after I’d started Porn Valley Observedin earnest, when I attended my first “Pussy Party,” and it became one of those rare events in which I knew I was having a good time while I was having it.

…Similarly, the low-wage stripper “house girl” need only land a few porn movies before she can return in triumph to her old club as a bona fide feature dancer, then have her shoes stolen.

The scene was for Kink.com’s site “Wired Pussy,” and the poor Georgia-bred Jane was about to have some shocking things happen to her.

Somehow these pictures of Natasha Nice make me recall fireplaces, and spiked apple cider, and what’s going on underneath your girlfriend’s parka.

…no party involved would feel guilty afterward about what he/she did, and it would have been incredible.

Luvana wastes blow, wastes blow.

“Sure it’s wicked hot out, but at least I’m not that mattress.”

Claire Adams is one of those expert riggers who happens to look really good doing it.

Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.

I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.

“The girl with the wings stole your mans.”