MontagFoto 4.22.13—We just want a couch that fits us
“Some day,” I said, “I will have a couch like that, where I don’t have to scrunch up on it.”
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MontagFoto 4.8.13—Kristina Rose is using her phone
You know that thing about the abyss and how you look into it and it looks into you? Check out the abyss on Kristina Rose as we take pictures of each other
MontagFoto 4.1.13—Sasha Grey Goes Chasing Rabbits
Both for Easter Monday and April Fools, I’m reminded of “Malice in La La Land” starring Sasha Grey, one of many high-minded and big-budget independent productions that occasionally sweep through Porn Valley and are rarely heard from again.
MontagFoto 3.25.13—Dana DeArmond and elegant design
Do you root for Dana DeArmond? I root for Dana DeArmond.
MontagFoto 3.18.12—When Assnet became self-aware
It was May, 2006, a year after I’d started Porn Valley Observedin earnest, when I attended my first “Pussy Party,” and it became one of those rare events in which I knew I was having a good time while I was having it.
MontagFoto 3.11.13—Focus on the Butthole
You may think that this will be a wistful post, and you’re right. How could I not be wistful about a movie called “Cum in My Gaping Butthole”?
MontagFoto 3.4.13—A Rose, A Daisy, An Uncomfortable Leopard Skin Couch, And Dildos
…Similarly, the low-wage stripper “house girl” need only land a few porn movies before she can return in triumph to her old club as a bona fide feature dancer, then have her shoes stolen.
MontagFoto 2.4.13—Learning the ropes with Lorelei Lee
The scene was for Kink.com’s site “Wired Pussy,” and the poor Georgia-bred Jane was about to have some shocking things happen to her.
MontagFoto 12.17.12—After the canary with Amber Rayne and Sindee Jennings
Amber Rayne and Sindee Jennings seem, if anything, approachable in this picture.
MontagFoto 12.10.12—Natasha Nice gets no argument from me
Somehow these pictures of Natasha Nice make me recall fireplaces, and spiked apple cider, and what’s going on underneath your girlfriend’s parka.
MontagFoto 11.26.12—You’re Bloody Well White
…no party involved would feel guilty afterward about what he/she did, and it would have been incredible.
MontagFoto 11.19.12—Sasha Grey considers the possibilities
I don’t think something horrible in Flower Tucci’s vagina made Sasha Grey leave porn.
MontagFoto 9.24.12—Carmen Luvana reconsiders the yayo
Luvana wastes blow, wastes blow.
MontagFoto 8.27.12—Hot as a crotch at a gangbang
“Sure it’s wicked hot out, but at least I’m not that mattress.”
MontagFoto 8.20.12—It’s Always Hot Here
“This shit just wouldn’t be possible in Bogue Chitto.”
MontagFoto 8.13.12—Claire Adams opens up
Claire Adams is one of those expert riggers who happens to look really good doing it.
Montagfoto 8.6.12—Why Feet Matter
Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.
MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
MontagFoto 7.23.12—My Favorite Succubus
I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.
MontagFoto 7.16.12—Envy in the Green Room
“The girl with the wings stole your mans.”