MontagFoto 8.27.12—Hot as a crotch at a gangbang

“Hot as a crotch at a gangbang” is a folksy expression I just invented to indicate a prolongedly uncomfortable, sticky, and often-awkward level of heat. It has been that way for weeks here in Porn Valley and, were there a cracker barrel to sit around at the old Lamplighter in Chatsworth, one of the regulars would undoubtedly say: “It’s hot as a crotch at a gangbang, LoadWarrior482,” to which the latter would surely reply, “You speak the truth, Bill G.” (because porn people have stupid names left over from Compuserve accounts).

Here is Sabrina Deep bearing herself up like a goddamn princess last summer during her epic gangbang, at which I was present but not in a depositing mood. It was the hottest day of the summer and only the sawdust on the floor and the expectation of Climax Shivers offered any hope of relief.

I admire people like Deep and Designated Fluffer Sasha Knox for their game ability to provide service at such times, to so many.

It is on days like this, when it is possible to forget why people flock to Southern California and I am compelled to only focus on the stultifying heat, that I remember the sacrifices made for us by the likes of Deep and Knox, and I think: “Sure it’s wicked hot out, but at least I’m not that mattress.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Sabrina’s Deep-Thinking Big-Top Gangbang
See also: Sabrina Deep