“Nina Loves Ron” (But she also loves Jon, Tom, Braun, and a Strap-On)
Perhaps Nina does love Ron, but then they go and fuck a bunch of other people and never see each other again.
Month: August 2012
[PR] Ghost of Tera Patrick returns with dire warnings for adult industry
“If you’re going to marry someone from an HBO show, why not Bill Paxton? He seems nice.”
How Fleshlight protects your feelings, and my journey as America’s Greatest Sex Toy Reviewer
Unless the toy is for a part of your person you just can’t get at, like the prostate, or in the case that one has tiny Tyrannosaurus hands, most male-oriented sex toys just add complexity. What type of person wants to add complexity?
[PR] Julia Ann ends World Bukkake Tour; Sabrina Deep to bang and pimp her
Understanding oozes from the pores of Sabrina Deep, which is why so many men around the world want to ejaculate on her. But in January’s World Bukkake Tour stop in Porn Valley, fans who want to go balls->Deep will have to get past Julia Ann.
MontagFoto 8.27.12—Hot as a crotch at a gangbang
“Sure it’s wicked hot out, but at least I’m not that mattress.”
“Flashpoint X”: Back(draft) to the Future
In 2007, Wicked released a tenth anniversary edition of its 1998 movie “Flashpoint.” Calling it “Flashpoint X,” the extra year was for smokiness.
Porn of the Ancient World: “Body Heat” or: “This Ain’t Body Heat” or: “It Gets the Hose Again”
Is it possible to watch a movie made in 2010 and still find relevance to today’s world?
Japanese cartoons teach us to fuck the shame away
These fragments would tell us a lot about Japanese culture if we were the type to believe that a culture’s pornography is any indication of that culture’s values.
Scrotox And Fellatio Dogs: How Porn Continues to Influence the Economy
A recent trip to the Adult Entertainment Expo in Las Vegas revealed that porn still has its fingers way up the needs of American consumers.
MontagFoto 8.20.12—It’s Always Hot Here
“This shit just wouldn’t be possible in Bogue Chitto.”
Vivid pursues Chinese wife-swappers
AVN, an adult trade publication, was quick to call the yet-to-be-made movie “Ultimately Strokable.”
Wrong Hole, Right Idea or: The long road from fellatio to anal
Putting a blowjob front and center on the cover of an anal movie suggests that women who give blowjobs also do anal, which is never a slam dunk.
[PR]: Asa Akira and Jesse Jane will co-host the arguable AVN Awards
I wish porn people would stop using the word “arguably.”
“Porn & Philosophy” or: The Myth of the Gape
Why have I never received any spam about being Nietzsche’s Übermensch in bed, or helping her acheive orgasm through the Kant or Clitomachus?
MontagFoto 8.13.12—Claire Adams opens up
Claire Adams is one of those expert riggers who happens to look really good doing it.
Gabe And Karla And Will And Mindy: “Shared Wives”
“I see the twisted remains of melted metal that was once a bike, and the wreckage of the humanity and families that are what’s left over of a $12,000 joyride which, yes, crashed, because they didn’t take it seriously.”
Nudes You May Have Missed
…the nudes keep coming, piling atop one another in an ever-pinkening fleshmass of nudes.
The Elements of Porn Style: Universal Vagina
A vagina is still a vagina, even if you can’t look all the way up it.
Montagfoto 8.6.12—Why Feet Matter
Pedal Verisimilitude or not, Lawrence still managed to get into the parts of Micah Moore that made real sense to me.
She Sells Skanktuary: “The Cult”
While Harmony Films’ “The Cult” is neither David Koresh nor L. Ron Hubbard (unless you connect Tom Cruise via “Eyes Wide Shut”), no one can say that porn doesn’t have its finger on topical subjects.