It was June, 2006 and this site was about 18 months old. I was just getting used to the idea that there would be some days when I would go to a set, meet a performer, and know that I would never see her again. I hope Monica Breeze is happy and well-adjusted, wherever and whoever she is.
You may think that this will be a wistful post, and you’re right. How could I not be wistful about a movie called “Cum in My Gaping Butthole”?
Because, readers, there would be two buttholes that day.
For those of us from the East Coast, Woodland Hills, which is on the west side of Porn Valley, is a sun-blighted Hell with carpeting masquerading as the American Dream.
For those of us who have lived in Southern California for a few years, Woodland Hills is where we want to move.
It is in a gated house on a cul de sac that I meet Stoney Curtis, owner of the studio Lethal Hardcore. Stoney’s studio produces four titles a month, none of which inspire the director to take out ads in trade publications saying “This is the most important adult film of our time.” Instead, each title tells a vital little story:
Phat Buttz Drain My Nutz
Cream on My Camel Toe
I Was Tight Yesterday
Curtis says that 80 percent of his material is shot here in this porn-functional McMansion with its small waterfall pool and its bright rooms with plenty of space for masturbation scenes.
I meet Monica Breeze, in the business for six months, by the pool. She is about to shoot her scene for today’s movie, titled “Cum in My Gaping Butthole #2.”
“So what do you think this movie is about?” I ask.
Breeze is beautiful and reed-thin. She says people are just beginning to “get” her heritage.
“My family is from Chihuahua, Mexico, but I was born and raised here in California,” she says. Though she has blue eyes, she just completed a movie where she plays an Indian-American.
“But now people are starting to put me in movies like “Slutinas 2″ (Platinum X) that acknowledge the fact that I’m Mexican.”
Breeze chose her porn name because she always liked the name Monica and because her blowjobs are very artistic.
“When I blow you, it’s like a breeze,” she says.
I again curse my fate that I am wearing several hundred pounds of armor under my pants.
The male actor Talon arrives and the two are filming within ten minutes in a room familiar to anyone who has seen a Stoney Curtis movie.
I stay for the breeze but I depart before the gaping butthole. Breeze and I had grown too close for me to see her that way.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Oh to live on Cameltoe Mountain; Sledge Hammer’s memorial was just how he would have liked it
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