IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”
Montagfoto 1.9.12—Porn And Technology
The first MontagFoto of 2012 features ephemeral technology in the face of a strap-on dildo
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
MontagFoto 9.26.11—Sustainability
75 percent of these women aren’t even in porn anymore. Of the remaining 25 percent, 50 percent of her was blonde in 2006 and now 100 percent is not.
“You can’t flunk out of porn”
People should give Jimmy a quarter for each time they use “you can’t flunk out of porn” in conversation.
“Party of Feet 3″: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
“It was between the brothers, KK”
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2″ reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
Tommy Pistol: Life After His “Gruesome Death”
“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
Exclusive: “I liked you when you just did girls”
“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”
Plenty of T’n'A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?
“Bush”: I’m starting to feel vertically integrated
What is it about Elegant Angel’s new “Bush” movie that makes me think of an American Apparel campaign to sell merkins?
Feminist Porn Awards 2011: Because Porn Is About Women
I kept expecting Gordon Lightfoot to show up and accept an award for “The Anal Wreckage of Edmund Fitzgerald by Jiz Lee Wearing a Strap-on.”
Altporn exhumed, examined, respectfully reburied in gallery show
This show isn’t Alt, it’s just good
What is Alt again? Visiting the “Alt to the ALT” art exhibit
Irrespective of what is or isn’t Alt, still photography is able to capture things film often can’t, especially with porn’s limited budgets.
Viva “Californication” parody
“Californication,” much like “Married With Children,” is so porny already that a parody isn’t unwelcome. A “Flintstones” parody, on the other hand…
When you wishlist upon a porn star: Gifting etiquette in the adult industry
“It’s a fetish to buy a pretty girl something she wants,” says Kimberly Kane.
“The King’s Seed”: Creative Commons Porn
Here is a porn idea you are free to use, as long as you provide Creative Commons attribution to Dan from Minneapolis


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