“I Think People Are the Greatest Fun”: Roy Karch Dead At 73
At his best, Roy Karch just wanted to grok your scene.
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Same As the Old Boss: Paul Fishbein on the X-cellent “X-Rated”
“My mother turned to me, half appalled and half proud, and said, ‘I hope you’re making money.'”
Kimberly Kane walks the talk, dog
“It would be pretty cool to chance upon Kimberly Kane in the neighborhood just walking her dog in that urbane floor-length getup of hers,” I thought. “Oh wait—I’m doing that right now.”
These “Expendables” will make you extendable
…So where is our “Rats in a maze, men in a cage” movie extrapolated from that quip in “Tango & Cash” and starring Katsuni in the porn version?
Dirty Bird: Meet Scarlett Revell
Scarlett Revell: “I have to feel like I’m there. I want to smell the penises and pussies and sexual juices.”
MontagFoto 7.23.12—My Favorite Succubus
I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.
Dairy Queef: “Milk Nymphos 3” does a body good
“Milk Nymphos 3” is really a movie for the rest of us. It says, “I’ll take your 1 Percent and shoot it out of my ass.”
Deep Inside the IAFD: Preserving porn’s history [interview]
IAFD boss Vanzetti: “Nowadays you just see a guy ramming himself into something, and then pulling out and jerking off on that thing’s face.”
Montagfoto 1.9.12—Porn And Technology
The first MontagFoto of 2012 features ephemeral technology in the face of a strap-on dildo
MontagFoto 10.24.11—Bare Bones Battses
April Flores and Carlos Batts, 2008
My God, It’s Full of Starrs: “Horizon”
You’d think that, facing extinction, humanity wouldn’t bother with condoms.
MontagFoto 9.26.11—Sustainability
75 percent of these women aren’t even in porn anymore. Of the remaining 25 percent, 50 percent of her was blonde in 2006 and now 100 percent is not.
“You can’t flunk out of porn”
People should give Jimmy a quarter for each time they use “you can’t flunk out of porn” in conversation.
“Party of Feet 3”: This little piggy had Alexis Texas
Not that David Lee Roth would be invited, but you’ll get some leg tonight for sure. Tell us how you do.
The Best of All Possible “Sex World”s
I look at two versions of “Sex World” shot 30 years apart.
“It was between the brothers, KK”
I just needed to get a “Godfather 2” reference out there or I would have felt like I hadn’t done my job.
Tommy Pistol: Life After His “Gruesome Death”
“The Gruesome Death of Tommy Pistol” is an autobiographical snuff film.
“Put your stupid mouth on my mudflaps”: “The Vagina Monologues”
How many times have you seen someone wringing his/her hands in a one-person show and thought, “Oh, just get laid already”?
Exclusive: “I liked you when you just did girls”
“She does interracial, gangbangs, footjobs, handjobs, rimjobs, blowjobs, and bukkake; pre-ops, post-ops, snuff, and lingerie. She does cougar, MILF, GILF, and cosplay, scatporn, catporn, vampires, trampling, dogs and horses, escorts, water bondage, and DVDA. But I liked her when she just did girls.”
Plenty of T’n’A on “TNG” or: “Star Trek” porn parody rated NCC17
You say that Worf is brown, and you want a Triple X Ro-down?