I am not going to the Consumer Electronics Show this year and am only going to two days of the Adult Entertainment Expo. Why? Because they’re not overlapping for the first time in AEE’s history and because I couldn’t get time off from my life.
That is why I present you an archived oddity from the dawn of technology: February, 2007, featuring a fickle blonde, a girls-only girl, a studio that no longer exists, and a camera that mounted to the top of a laptop like some sort of clunky medieval wall-sieging catapult.
I forget the name of the movie. “Webcam Girls”? “Cyber Girls”? But blonde Kimberly Kane succumbed to the faux-priapic advances of Celeste Star in front of one of the few non-stolen laptops in Porn Valley. They laughed and talked throughout the afternoon without the need to text, deep in the recesses of Sinsation Studios.
It was a simpler time, before tablets, four months before the iPhone, with no one thinking they might have the chance to grab some Wi-Fi and disengage for a while.
No, my friends, it was all about the humanity and interpersonal connections back then (and the strap-on dildo).
Sounds like some really heavy, existential conversations go down between shots on the sets of porn films–I never would have guessed.