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Month: January 2012

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Boxcover of the Week: “Baby Loves A Big Dick” (Now with no babies)

January 29, 2012 Gram the Man 0

So much better than “Filthy Fellating Fetuses.”

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The “Seduction” of Kristina Rose, others

January 27, 2012 Gram the Man 0

There may be those who disagree with my calling Alexis Texas zaftig, as if I’m trying to call her fat, but I’m not. Zaftig means juicy, goddammit, and Texas is juicy.

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Porn Valley sees opportunity in condom ordinance

January 26, 2012 Gram the Man 14

Porn is a perfect victim, because no one other than those who depend on the industry for their livelihood want to stick their necks out supporting performers’ civil rights.

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Nudes you may have missed

January 24, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Over the centuries I have tried to find just the right way to compile the miscellaneous porn pictures I photograph myself, receive, or post elsewhere. […]

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Beyond Stripperdom with Brooklyn Lee [interview]

January 23, 2012 Gram the Man 2

An interview with AVN Best New Starlet winner Brooklyn Lee

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Boxcover of the Week: The Pussy Is Just A Diversion

January 22, 2012 Gram the Man 0

“I agree that there is a lot of pusssy, but surely that can’t be all that’s down here. Hold on—I’ll check.”

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Adult Entertainment Expo: Similar voices, other rooms [video]

January 20, 2012 Gram the Man 0

Gram Ponante’s probing questions and silky interview style make porn stars instantly comfortable answering original questions like “What is your favorite position?”

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I didn’t mean to offend trans-anyone

January 20, 2012 Gram the Man 0

If I don’t think a performer is performing with the delight of the audience in mind, it doesn’t make me mis- or otherwise -phobic to say so.

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MontagFoto 1.16.11—Belladonna, Calli Cox, and my first AVN

January 16, 2012 Gram the Man 4

AVN Week is like Fleet Week if the Fleet refers to enemas

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Gang-Hangar at the XBiz Awards

January 11, 2012 Gram the Man 3

From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

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Montagfoto 1.9.12—Porn And Technology

January 9, 2012 Gram the Man 1

The first MontagFoto of 2012 features ephemeral technology in the face of a strap-on dildo

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2012 Predictions from the Anal Oracle

January 2, 2012 Gram the Man 1

Dead these 400 years, Nostradanus’s predictions still hold weight

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The 2012 Porn Nudity Index: Can It Measure Up?

January 1, 2012 Gram the Man 3

2011’s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

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