Romney Walks Back “Lesbians Are Sinners” Comments
‘With fingers, toys, and tongues hard at work, these ladies will always succumb to the sins of lesbians,’ it says right here. Always, my friends.
Month: July 2012
MontagFoto 7.30.12—Rain on the Scarecrow, Oil on the Carpet
When we talk about the hidden costs of pornography, no one ever brings up the carpets
Alliteration Alert: “Teeny Tiny Thai Twigs 2”
Would you go to a summer barbecue with a porn movie and hand it to the host, saying, “Hey, this was pretty good; you should watch it”?
“Hairy Twatter” Is An Almost-Unforgivable Curse
Who’d think we’d ever find something in our lifetimes to make the “Roseanne” and “Flintstones” parodies look good?
Everybody Does “Dallas”
I liked this a lot more than the original, aside from the blasphemy of nationalizing sacred Texan oil.
Sex Tourism: Porn Film Vacations [video]
“The difference with Porn Film Vacations is that the guests are in the inner sanctum,” he says, “not a lookee-loo with a camera phone on the other side of a velvet rope.”
Today in Lesbians: How They Work
Like a vampire, I was moving west down Ventura Blvd. when I got it into my head to survey the current state of Porn Lesbians.
Set to screen: “Revenge of the Petites”
“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it anyway. A report from the set and a review of the film.
[PR] Vivid: “You hurt our feelings, Octomom”
In two separate headscratchers of press releases detailing a “survey” and a “Huffington Post blog,” Vivid sulks about Nadya Suleman, The One That Got Away.
MontagFoto 7.23.12—My Favorite Succubus
I didn’t get the impression at the time that this was an underhanded compliment. Especially since, when talking about boobs, it’s best to hold them underhanded.
“Revenge of the Petites”: Beauty is only skin deep, Skin Diamond
“Revenge of the Petites” is not about dwarves or Little People, so It-Lit David Dinklage is not in it. In fact, the movie is so softcore that there is little dinklage in it at all.
MontagFoto 7.16.12—Envy in the Green Room
“The girl with the wings stole your mans.”
[interview] Swinging with Siri
So many porn performers define themselves by how they are different from the general population—bigger, bustier, tinier, younger, crazier. Today I talk with the beautiful and intriguing Siri, who tops from the middle.
MontagFoto 7.09.12—Sunny Leone wakes the dead
I always feel just a little out of place on porn sets, and that’s fine, because I’d miss a lot of the interesting stuff if I were comfortable. That is why I can bring you this photo of Sunny Leone naked in a graveyard.
BBWFanFest Winners: Porn’s version of Manifest Destiny
Like you, I want to get closer and closer still to the large women I admire, as if I am an ant crawling on a peach or a lonely planetoid orbiting the Sun. But it seems that the Las Vegas convention known as the BBWFanFest (July 13-15, starring April Flores and Kelly Shibari) is drawing imitators seeking to put a Lap Band on its potential. I say fie on those foul copyfats.
So Long, Hollie Stevens
The wonderful Hollie Stevens succumbed to breast cancer July 2. She was 30.