The Undulabulous life of April Flores
Sometimes when watching a porn movie I think the actress might break. I look at her ribs and, sometimes, the little carved out area where […]
Month: February 2009
Same time last year: Eight Is Not Enough Edition
Notable events this week: Now that Vivid has become vulgar, I wonder if Max Hardcore is going to start directing tender jailhouse features with character […]
"Operation Repo" looking for porn types
“Operation Repo,” a reality show following the exploits of a tight-knit repossession and recovery company in the San Fernando Valley, might be looking for porn […]
Working on a sex pharm: The HMO-erotic Nurses
Two months after production of Pirates 2 wrapped last year, Digital Playground went north to Santa Clarita for five days in July to shoot Nurses, […]
“Nurses”: When bedside manner is too far away
Studio: Digital Playground Director: Robby D. Cast: Jesse Jane, Stoya, Riley Steele, Katsuni, Sasha Grey, Gabriella Fox, Shay Jordan, Shyla Stylez, Jenna Haze, Shawna Lenee, […]
Today in Blowjobs: Porn is not an assisted living facility
It is well-documented that older people have sex. Even in the Bible, the Virgin Mary’s cousin Elizabeth conceived a child in her old age (Luke […]
Into the ducts with Allanah Starr’s mouth or: Fun with sex toys if you don’t want to put your cock in them
Good for transsexual porn star Allanah Starr: it is a big thing to have a marital aid made from a mold of one’s parts; it […]
Whores D’oeuvre
Clark delivers gonzo scenes with just a whiff of plot, suddenly making women who would otherwise seem inaccessible to New World audiences much more present, especially with an intriguing, not distracting, circling camera style.
Porn publicity stunt of the monthTM: Vivid offers cash to Nadya Suleman
Since I was not there when it happened, I couldn’t see if Steve Hirsch’s tongue was in his cheek or anywhere else when he announced […]
Kayden Kross puts the P in PSK
Kayden Kross hosts Porn Star Karaoke tonight the only way she knows how: TO THE EDGE! The extreme Kross, a volatile dynamo of fists and […]
Mini-review: Biker Dollz
Studio: VideoteamDirector: Anton SlayerCast: Tory Lane, Vanessa Blue, Kailani, Rachel Roxxx, Amaretta, Cassandra Knight, Haley Lynn, Shelbee Myne Portions of this review also appeared on […]
Gender confusion in our hospitals, families
Used to be everyone wanted an iPhone; now everyone wants a cock. But it troubles me when I see porn titles like My Nurse Has […]
Ryder Skye and obsolete technology
“Every time we move it is a nightmare,” said Ryder Skye of this gorgeous 36″ CRT television weighing 105 lbs. It was just a few […]
Sadie West: Best Actress
Maybe she’s no Kate Winslet (in that she still gets naked), but Sadie West demonstrates tremendous powers of incarnation in the New Sensations movie The […]
The Auteur
Studio: Tigard Film SocietyDirector: James WestbyCast: Melik Malkasian, Katherine Flynn, John Breen, Michael Fetters, Victor Morris, Katie O’Grady, Tyger Hudson, Denise Dubois, Tony Marcellino, Holie […]
Gash of the Ass Titans
While I am uncomfortable with the terms “gash,” “quim,” “spunk,” “jism” (but not “jazm“), “cocksnot,” “bunghole,” “queef” (except as a word that rhymes with “Lee […]
Bobbi Starr: Heart in the clouds, head in the toilet
Is it a crush if you want someone to put your head down a toilet while he fucks you? Bobbi Starr refers to it as […]
Today in tranny maintenance
Because I’m all about Search Engine Optimization, I can’t wait for all the traffic that comes in from people edging up to 30,000 miles on […]
Sunset Thomas in Into the Sunset
So often porn stars shoot their final movie without knowing they’re doing it, because few achieve the kind of fame Sunset Thomas has. But Thomas, long associated with both VCA Pictures and the Moonlite Bunnyranch, disappears into the sunset as one lucky fan gets to disappear into her.
Voluptuous Biker Babes at the New Beverly
One of the best places to see a movie in the City of Los Angeles is the New Beverly Cinema, and the perfect movie to […]