“Every time we move it is a nightmare,” said Ryder Skye of this gorgeous 36″ CRT television weighing 105 lbs.
It was just a few years ago that only douchebags owned flatscreen televisions, the status lights of their TVs blinking in unison with their bluetooth headsets, but now plasmas and LCDs are everywhere, and the noble big-ass TV is left to sit lumpenly in forgotten corners of the house, a spider plant covering the Gaussian stain on the screen near where you accidentally left a speaker on top of it.
But Skye, who is next week moving from Porn Valley to Hollywood (or what realtors are now calling Porn Valley Adjacent) just wanted to get the TV out of her house and attempted to move it herself.
“That was a mistake,” she said. “But I was impatient.”
Skye, who might be exactly the same weight as her ex-television, pulled it off a breasts-high shelf, realized her error, and sliced through a nerve in her finger while setting it down.
“I had to stick my finger in Lindsey Meadows’ vagina to ease the pain,” she said.
Skye’s diligent little accessory dog, Saki, carried her to safety.
Perhaps if this were the photo accompanying Skye’s Craigslist ad for the “vintage” television she’d have had more takers.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Ryder Skye and Roxy DeVille menage to redeem Sex And the City movie
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