Kayden Kross hosts Porn Star Karaoke tonight the only way she knows how: TO THE EDGE!
The extreme Kross, a volatile dynamo of fists and vengeance, will rock the mike and your immortal soul so close to the Pass Ave. exit on CA 134 that your teeth will come loose and sweat rings will appear on your garments, which will then catch on fire, despite the sweating.
“You fuck with Dre, you fuck yourself,” said Snoop Dogg.
Kross, the Adam & Eve contract star and the gatekeeeper to a world of fantasy and pain you cannot begin to imagine, often appears naked.
The setting of Porn Star Karaoke, Sardo’s Bar, is a guarded compund at the south end of a Von’s Parking lot. Unassuming and accessible, its waitresses are nevertheless confused for porn stars all the time, which is the way reasonable people like it when being served inexpensive alcohol.
Kross descends on Sardo’s now and then, a feature princess in a gonzo world, and just dares you to mess with her. “One day Gram will come back,” she did not say, a single tear making its way between her perfect – well, her perfect everything.
I can’t go tonight, but if you do, try the excellent fries.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: In the company of Kayden Kross
See also: Kayden Kross, Sardo’s
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