From now on I want all my parties to be hangar-based

2011′s most enduring porn photos….can 2012 measure up?

I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?

“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”

If the MILF craze in porn proves that men are always trying to return to the womb, movies like “Fighters” suggests that all women want to jump in the sac.

Los Angeles Department of Water And Power officials suggest depositing your ejaculate or feces-smeared wipes in appropriate containers

Naughty Wishlists is a convenient way for you to show the porn girls you are platonically stalking that you love them; with items from their Amazon, Stcokroom, or Adam & Eve wishlists.

Money is very difficult to find in the adult industry: prominent porn stars are working less and all major studios and publications have been worn down to skeleton staffs. So you’d better use your sunblock.

“I believe that only people who have been in the biz a long, long time have survived because they recognize and acknowledge the humor of it,”

Today I came across (not literally) Miss Aileen Ghettman, a Score favorite from Marietta, Georgia. There is only one other porn person I’ve met from Marietta, Ashley Jane, and she looked like Miss Ghettman could eat her for lunch.

“Where do you think we’ll be a year from now?” Piccionelli asked the panelists. I really wanted someone to say, “soliciting bus fare,” but no one did.

I will be presenting the Best Actress trophy at this year’s XBiz Awards, but I am unsure of how I should comport myself.

I look forward to watching this movie but, contrary to what you might assume from the boxcover, neither Bree Olson nor Kayden Kross has sex with a horse.

“You want me to talk about my money? Like what do I do with it? Oh! You said ‘bunny‘”