Artist and porn performer Zak Sabbath has created this painting of April Flores taking Lystra for a walk. He has titled it “Judge And Fool.”
The painting reminds me of the art for “Man of La Mancha.”
Speaking of heavenly causes, Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy arrived at Gram Ponante Towers, Helipad, Fryolater, and Brasserie this morning with a big, wet slap.
The FedEx guys are on to me.
“Whaddaya got here, ‘Gram’?” one said.
“Well let’s just take a look,” I said, opening the box with a stewardess-grade box cutter.
I’ve mentioned before that you cannot keep a secret from your delivery personnel, so you might as well be as open as you can about what you’re receiving.
“What is this?” FedEx Guy #1 said.
“It’s April Flores’ Voluptuous Cyberskin Pussy,” I said. “From Topco.”
“Is she a big girl?” said FedEx Guy #2, echoing Jame Gumb.
“Yes, she’s a big girl, sir,” I said, echoing Clarice Starling.
“Couldn’t you just get a fat girl to come over and give you this for free?” FedEx Guy #2 said.
“You sully voluptuous women everywhere with your spurious talk, sir,” I said. “But Yes, you probably could. But none would be April Flores.”
“Is she famous?” FedEx Guy #1 said.
“She’s the most famous Rubenesque personage since William Howard Taft,” I said.
Stopping short of suggesting that Topco make a suit from April Flores, I’ll say only that Flores makes for a delightful windmill to tilt at.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Kimberly Kane is a handsome woman; Hospital – Happy Labor Day; Barbed Wire weekend; April Flores – an evening at the theatre
See also: Fatty D, Zak Sabbath, Topco
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